These aren't actually the worst comics ever... but it seems like you're trying really hard to make it so.
I won't bother to go on about how punctuation and capitalization make comics easier to read, because you obviously don't care.
I also won't take the time to mention that pure abusurdity and non-sequiturs aren't funny in and of themselves.
Put some effort into these comics and you won't suck so much. But I'd bet your life that won't put any effort into them, so you should probably just fuck off now.