the mask by Chappy 3-03-08

wow this is a nice mask i found on the floor FUCK i am black i dont belong here i shouldnt wear this mask anymore its probably not a great idea

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my comics are good

why did the chicken cross the Road by Chappy 3-03-08

come on chicken you cant leave me now fuck you im going to cross the road wait if you cross that road ill kill myself go ahead just try me you cant do this i love you you betrayed me

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my comics are good

UH OH by Chappy 3-03-08

uh oh

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my comics are good

That's it? I was grossly misinformed!!!

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Ever fart in a can of pop and drink it?

nragemachine

tribute 2: nragemachine by Chappy 3-03-08

ever fart in a can of pop and drink it  no  and its called soda you goddamn terrorist sry chappy plz dont hurt me lucky for you i am in a good mood

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my comics are good

a new series funny punhcline

chappy goes on a quest for truth part 1 by Chappy 3-03-08

chappy i have a shocking secret to reveal to you before i die wat is it dad im not ur father well duh your a fucking bird time for me to go to hell now

quest for truth part2 by Chappy 3-03-08

father i recently found out tht my bird dad isnt my real dad wat you want from me then im on a quest for truth and i need u to point me in th eright directions left is a good direction  ty

quest for truth part 3 by Chappy 3-03-08

wow ive been walking for hours wehre am i your at the north pole little girl ho ho ho shut it old man old man but im santa claus your my bitch now bend over do u even have a penis

quest for truth part 4 by Chappy 3-03-08

helo little girl y have you come to the top of this mountan well goat im lookin for my real dad i thouhgt you might know were he is little girl your dad is dead he died years ago but you might do wel to vist his grave at spooky hollow sopoky hollow that doesnt sound like a friendly place its not

quest for truth part 5 by Chappy 3-03-08

so this is were my real dad was burried this is so sad omg my real dad was elvis im havin one blu christmas!!!

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my comics are good

what a bunch of crap. curl up somewhere and die.

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Kill Whitey.

Worst. Comics. Ever. Refund please.

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Ever fart in a can of pop and drink it?

You get beat up at school alot, don't you?

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Ever fart in a can of pop and drink it?

These aren't actually the worst comics ever... but it seems like you're trying really hard to make it so.

I won't bother to go on about how punctuation and capitalization make comics easier to read, because you obviously don't care.

I also won't take the time to mention that pure abusurdity and non-sequiturs aren't funny in and of themselves.

Put some effort into these comics and you won't suck so much.  But I'd bet your life that won't put any effort into them, so you should probably just fuck off now.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

i laughed only because these are ridiculously terrible comics

I... I actually laughed at one of them. Am... am I going to Hell?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.