Conundrum by gabe_billings 9-30-01

You've got a bag of corn, a chicken and a dog to get across a river. You have one boat and can only take one thing at a time. If left alone, the chicken will eat the corn and the dog will eat the chicken. How do you get them all across safely? Can I stick the chicken up my ass? No. Then I'm fresh out of ideas.

Part Two by gabe_billings 3-09-08

Give up? Wait! Can I stick the corn up my ass? No. How about... You can't stick the dog up your ass, either. You're making this tough.

Incorrect by gabe_billings 3-09-08

Forget it. Wait! Take the chicken across, come back and get the dog, swap the dog and chicken, get the corn, leave the chicken, then finally bring the chicken over. Wow. I'm impressed. Didn't think I had it in me? No, because you kept... Then when I'm done I stick the chicken up my ass.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

You make Gorilla felching seem like a desirable career move.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.