I HOPE YOU LIKE IT ITS MY FIRST COMIC. I WILL MAKE LOTS MORE!

opus 1 by lobsterturtle 3-14-08

I'M DRUNK IN SPACE! GORBLE GORBLE GORBLE YOU LOOK KNACKERED! GORBLE GORBLE GORBLE I BET YOU COULD DRINK LIKE A FISH! GORBLE GORBLE GORBLE

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WRESTLING IS NOT FAKE!

argh. just argh.

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Kill Whitey.

OPUS #2 HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

opus 2 by lobsterturtle 3-16-08

I HAVE A TASTY BEER!!! NO WAY! YOU CAN'T HAVE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE UNDERAGE!!! THAT'S SO NOT FAIR! HAHA THOSE ARE THE RULES SUCK IT UP! THIS COUNTRY SUCKS!!

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WRESTLING IS NOT FAKE!

Is lobsterturtle really Andy Dougan? He says weird stuff like "knackered". And the term "this country sucks" automatically suggests Scotland to me.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

lobsterturtle

Knock yourself out!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

opus 3 by lobsterturtle 3-17-08

IS HE DEAD YET? CHOP CHOP CHOP I WISH HE WOULD DIE ALREADY CHOP CHOP CHOP YOU SUCK AT THIS GAME CHOP CHOP

opus 4 by lobsterturtle 3-17-08

I'M NOT SPEAKING TO YOU YES YOU ARE NO I'M NOT YES YOU ARE INFINITY! NO I'M NOT INFINITY PLUS ONE! I HATE YOU

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WRESTLING IS NOT FAKE!

it would be funny if the stick guy said:"why are you using a chicken as underpants?" in one part to humiliate him

opus 5 by lobsterturtle 4-02-08

HI IM A PILE OF SHIT! YES YOU ARE! I SMELL BAD! YES YOU DO! HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA!

opus 6 by lobsterturtle 4-02-08

WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO FIGHT! IM LEAVING YOU! BUT I LOVE YOU! THE ZOMBIES LAUGH AT ALL MY JOKES! I CAN LAUGH AT YOUR JOKES TOO! TOO LATE!

opus 7 by lobsterturtle 4-02-08

STOP PLAYING THAT GAME! GO AWAY INVISIBLE CRAZY DAD! IM NOT YOUR DAD!

opus 8 by lobsterturtle 4-02-08

I AM AN EMO! I HAVE NO FRIENDS! EVEN MY IMAGINARY SNOWMAN FRIEND HATES ME!

opus 9 by lobsterturtle 4-02-08

I THOUGHT YOU SAID THERE WAS WATER IN THE DESRT! I LIED LOLOL! LOLOL! LOLOL! WE'RE GOING TO DIE! LOLOLOLOL!

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WRESTLING IS NOT FAKE!

opus 10 by lobsterturtle 4-04-08

HAHA LOOK AT YOU GO! HULA HULA SHAKE IT BABY! HULA HULA YOURE SUCH A DORK! HULA HULA

SALE by lobsterturtle 4-04-08

I FOUND A KID IN A DUMPSTER I WONDER IF HE IS AON SALE! HEY KID ARE YOU FOR SALE! YES!

CHIRP by lobsterturtle 4-04-08

HEY MISTER BIRD GUY ITS SPOOKY IN HERE! CHIRP! HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA!

DRACULA BAT by lobsterturtle 4-04-08

STOP EATING MY DOG! GO AWAY DRACULA BAT!

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WRESTLING IS NOT FAKE!

I am still new to this but i would suggest u slow down with all these average at best comics sit down and come up with one or two good solid ideas and properly think them out. thats my advice

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if i was six years old i would hate girls..... in a completely hetero way of course.