yea i said it.

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obscenity filter is off

i second that motion.

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Kill Whitey.

I guess I'll go ahead and get involved here.

Thirded.

What?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Like it's not obvious? Oh wait. Is there an example, or is this just a general statement?

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

matclarke

Good for you.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

i'm dating one now who is driving me particularly insane. i'm dumb.

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obscenity filter is off

matclarke

"Wehn a women drvies a man insain, HE NALE'S THE FUCKIN BITCH!"

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Women are dumb, when you're a dummy;
People are stupid, when you're a dope;
Women seem brain-dead, when you're retarded;
Streets are uneven, when you're down;

When you're dumb;
Head emptier than a drum;
When you're dumb;
Can't even add up a sum;

When you're dumb; when you're dumb; when you're dumb...

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

attitudechickalool

Zasterlow blow bringing up their SAT Math scores

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what if nigger meant kite

and she's a cop so she can legally shoot me.

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obscenity filter is off

Women aren't dumb.  They talk a lot.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Women just seem dumb because they generalize so much.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I like women. They're soft and they have tits. Guys have told me they're soft and have tits but it's really not the same, cuz women are half as hairy and have a bonus aperature.

But some really gotta keep their mouths shut when not fellating.

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matclarke

Just what were you planning to do to her that she'd have to shoot you?  Who'd be the dummy then?   :D

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Women have boobs.

That is all.

So do fat men.

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Poop.

BigFrank105

That is NOT all.  They also have cunts.  And, if you're really unlucky, they have credit cards with your name on them.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I like to put my penis in women, but I don't ask them to sit an IQ test before I do it.

Although I can confirm that the ones who did have sex with me were clearly stupid.

Except Chicka, who was unconscious.

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Dad was flammable

tomboys are the best. they still come equipped with the boob-vagina bundle, but chockfull of 80% more sanity, 150% more mellow, and 832% more Madden '08

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what if nigger meant kite

KajunFirefly

This is really starting to freak me out, because it could actually be true. When I sleep, I wouldn't know if a circus were going on around me.

I also sleepwalk, so the circus might not know either.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

That sure was one fun circus.

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Dad was flammable

Either that, or Chicka was equating sex with you to a circus.  Think about that.  ; )

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

It's the clown shoes, probably.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

...and the fact that my money-shot was just confetti.

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Dad was flammable

...and all the midgets riding ponies.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002