I thought this site was meant for posting comics but apparently i was wrong i guess i'm not allowed to post comics without ppl telling to me to go commit suicide and other such nonsense i mean u could at least critisize me without all the death threats but i find it kind of funny dat ppl with no sense of humor would be making comics i hope these ppl never reproduce it would make the world a better place yes i'm looking at u crabby and theburninator it must make them feel better about themselves to put down other ppl i bet well i hope they have fun making comics in their mothers basement while looking over ther shoulders at the noose hanging from the ceiling and contemplating wheather they should end it all or not if thers such a thing as karma in this world they would get testicular cancer dats all i have to say.

Notoriously GAY

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

But seriously, folks. Stay in school.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Can anyone translate text message type or should I call that grandma on the commercials?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

attitudechicka

i cant but this website might help: http://www.webopedia.com/quick_ref/textmessageabbreviations.asp

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i break for.............. oh shit no breaks

It's even more irritating because it combines txt speech with words like "apparently" and "testicular."  So even the feigned illiteracy is inconsistent.  Trolls are just fucked up these days.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

well this jus proves my point everyone here has serious mental problems i never knew ther was so many girls on their periods here now it all makes sense wat was i thinking coming to this place i dont get why u got to pick apart every little thing ppl say its not like u need perfect grammar to write in a forum and could it be i write like dat to save myself time but i guess whatver u do here is apparently wrong i give up this place is jus a waste of time u ppl seriously need to take dat stick out ur asses so u can finally sit own and look at how pathetic ur lives are.

KiD_NoToRiOuS

YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!!!11!!11@

Do you know how long it took to get that stick up my ass? That stick up my ass is an ACCOMPLISHMENT. It's on my goddamn resume. You think I'm taking out because you say so? Fuck that.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

I'm not saying this so that you'll stick around. I'd rather not have to read a thousand messages of you picking fights with everyone here because they didn't like your comics or you couldn't take a joke.

While it could be argued that you don't need proper grammar to post on a message board, perhaps you could have considered the audience you were posting to. Most of us are educated enough (beyond a third grade level) to know what words should be capitalized (such as "I" when refering to oneself), where punctuation should be inserted, and how to write simple words (such as "What" - do you have a special keyboard similar to a cellular phone where you have to keep hitting the 4 button for an h to appear? That's the only way I could understand why you refuse to put any effort into typing correctly). I can understand the need for text message shorthand when you're being charged for any characters exceeding a certain limit, but as far as I know, we're not being charged for the number of characters we put into each of our forum replies here. Otherwise, I've been doing a good job of avoiding the bill.

Additionally, taking everything so seriously is probably just going to lead to an unhappy life on your part. My comment was mostly joking, and you act like I just called your mother a slut. Is talking in text message shorthand really that important to you?

I think I'm taking a big risk talking to you at all because the next thing I know, I'm going to get hit with one of those harassment on the internet charges. So I think I'll just go back to my pathetic life now, where I can make jokes at will and not have my entire life depend on messages on an internet forum.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I think all that KiD_NoToRiOuS is trying to say is that in most conformal field theories, a conformal anomaly, also known as a Weyl anomaly, arises in the quantum theory. This results in the appearance of a nontrivial central charge, and the Witt algebra is modified to become the Virasoro algebra.

KiD_NoToRiOuS' point is that this symmetry makes it possible to classify two-dimensional conformal field theories much more precisely than in higher dimensions. In particular, it is possible to relate the spectrum of primary operators in a theory to the value of the central charge, c. The Hilbert space of physical states is a unitary module of the Virasoro algebra corresponding to a fixed value of c. Stability requires that the energy spectrum of the Hamiltonian be nonnegative. The modules of interest are the highest weight modules of the Virasoro algebra.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

KiD_NoToRiOuS

I'm really, really nice in real life. Sometimes it pisses me off how nice I am. So, sometimes, I like to get on the internet and be a complete douchebag to some whiny little cock - such as yourself. And for the record, I have my own apartment, and it is totally sans-noose.

And, I probably wouldn't have been so harsh about your comics if it weren't for the fact that you put absolutely no effort into using proper spelling, grammar, or punctuation. I'm an English major, and at the time, I was drunk. You raped the language I love, and that angered me. Plus, you're just not funny.

And, for the love of GOD can you fucking TYPE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON PLEASE?

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

KiD_NoToRiOuS

Punctuation, mothafucka.  Use it.

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I has a flavor!

*yawn* Did someone say something?

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

Boloboffin: I tried to hang myself, but the stick up my ass kept propping me up. Am I using too big of a stick?

Any advice you could give me would be appreciated!

Kid Notorious: Thank you. That's all I have to say. Thank you for existing.

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Kill Whitey.

AngryAmerican

The stick can never be too big.

Maybe it's a form problem. Are you arching your back enough as you jump? That should keep the stick away from the ground long enough for a proper descent.

Let me know how that works out.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

This thread is 15 posts too long.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

16 posts too long.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Wait, was was this about jumping around with a stick up one's ass? I always get to the party late.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

What is wrong with Oooh Pipple indeed. Couldn't agree more. Oooh Pipple needs to get his stick-laden ass into rehab.

Biloboffin, can I use your stick as a reference?

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Just once I'd like to see these kind of posts get the replies they deserve.

None at all.

Now 19 posts too long. What do you say to that Del-Boy?

http://www.splitting-images.com/delboy-davidbyrne.jpg[/img]

[i]Fackin' cant be helped, innit Rodders?  Stick?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I love it when people complain about how stupid it is to reply to a stupid thread by replying in the thread themselves.  Remember, kids, posting about how stupid a thread is is the opposite of how to kill it.

In general, though, this site has a pretty good record of letting stupid shit like this die off in a relatively short time.  I'm so proud of you folks.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

This thread is posted in a section entitled "Fights Go Here", not "One-Sided Crabbing", "Ignore The Trolls" or "Let's Play Grown-Up". So one really should expect some retaliation when a complete asshat comes in this thread and starts jacking off in people's eyes with their shitty attitudes. Triple that expectation whenever the eye-jacker-offer in question ignores basic spelling and grammar. And raise your hand if you knew just from reading the subject line, that BigFrank and AngryAmerican were going to get a piece of this action...

And, as it has been often repeated on this website, people get their kicks in their own fashion. All "this is stupid" posts really do is imply, without invitation, that the poster considers themself superior to those who enjoy heckling morons, which in the long run is rather irrelevent, given that this poster would basically be playing King Of Maturity Mountain on a website devoted to re-shuffling clip art into comic strips.

All I'm saying is, I can understand if this sort of thing occuring elsewhere on the site might encourage some of the self-made internet police out there to form Voltron. But c'mon... This is where fighting happens. It's clearly labeled, the easier to be avoided.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

jes_lawson

Are you kidding?  That's just what they want.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

It's like having an argument in real life.  Well, maybe not theburninator's really really nice real life.  But if someone starts an argument, and nobody answers, they might look stupid arguing with themselves for a while but will eventually burn out.  Leaving everyone in peace.

P.S.  Don't feed the trolls.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

And remember, if you don't reply, the terrorists have one.

Hmm, but if you do reply, the trolls have won.

 I like bacon.  

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.