Gather around, children. It's time to make a one-panel comic about what comes after sex. Not the sobbing and praying, the checking of one's Blackberry, or even the towelling off and hosing down... I mean the apologies, the calls home to say you're working late but will be along for dinner soon, or the nice things people say instead of cuddling in the afterglow. Okay, anything you do after sex beside jack off or light up a cigarette (or both at the same time if you're ambidexterous).

Previous art OK. Any character, any background though the bedroom is probably most appropriate. Anything one would possibly say or caption after sex is valid, if one is still willing or able to talk after that debacle.

Bonus points for using the morgue background with an office worker, the cemetary background with the fat goth chick, or Ting & Tang the default Asian girls together. Just for the sake of a challenge, leave Tobor the red robot out of this one because it's a given he's gonna cornhole someone then say something mushy afterwards. That's his job, just ask him while picking up change off the ground.

Judging, eh, call it Saturday the 5th. I want to see oodles of entries on this one, it's not that hard. (huh huh huh, that's what she said.)  Now for your inspirational moment...

[Click to view comic: 'OPC #45: Is that a balloon animal or are you happy to see me'] 

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 45: That's what Comes after Sex, Ain't it?']

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

lmfao, end it now, anintellectualmind wins.

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The Greatest Strip Ever Made

I mean minutes, not months. (Though that is clever.) The show goes on.

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[Click to view comic: 'Greedo Shoots First']

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The Greatest Strip Ever Made

[Click to view comic: 'The Best Part (OPC 45)']

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 45: That's what Comes after Sex, Ain't it? (2)']

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 45: That's what Comes after Sex, Ain't it? (3)']

[Click to view comic: 'two panels costs extra']

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woof

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 45: Why Don't We Do It In the Road?']

Judging in fourteen hours, give or take a bit (lethargy and apathy, you know), so give this contest a few more thrusts and your moneyshot.

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[Click to view comic: 'OPC 45: Lesbian Twins']

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Cheese waffles are a man's best friend.

Well, it is time to talk of cabbages and kings and kinkier things.

Honorable mentions:  Hardcore got the only LOL out of me, and you get the bonus point for using Ting & Tang.... however, lesbians don't do it like that except on camera for $500/hr.   Intellectual came too close to the truth with #3 and the baby one, which is why I liked them(in a scared sort of way).  Shaneo gets props for the Gredo reference.

But FTW... The winner of this is Burninator because you can never go wrong with necrophilia.

 Party on!

Take it away, Bernie! 

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Awesome, new contest soon.

By the way, just behind psilocybin, you're my second favorite Mushroom.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

Shh, don't talk with your mouth full.  :-D

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