I got this weird idea for a series based off of Pokemon, which I'm still developing. In the meantime, here's a related strip that I may or may not be basing it off of.

Gotta Catch 'Em All by ZMannZilla 4-05-08

I will prove my superiority as a trainer! PROTOBEAST, I CHOOSE YOU!!! PRO-prooooo!!!!! CONconCON!!!!! No, it is I who shall be the very best, the best that ever was! BRAINICON, I CHOOSE YOU!!! For some reason, Debate-O-Mon never took off. The death penalty is not only suitable punishment for heinous crimes, it is economically beneficial to the prison system. None among us has the right to kill another person - does the morality which places the condemned on trial not also apply to the executioner?

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

I'm diggin' it so far. Keep it up, Zman.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

I like it, too... although in fact people on death row usually end up costing the government more in legal rigamarole than they would if they were given life in jail.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

i'm very much in favor of the death penalty, therefore i'm undecided about this comic.

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Kill Whitey.

I chose "the death penalty" as their topic of debate because that was the subject of the last debate I was in back in high school. My own opinion is that most problems with the death penalty are actually the fault of the appeals process - if you simply tightened the criteria for placing someone on the death penalty, you wouldn't need such a bulky appeals process. As it stands, the appeals process is what makes the death penalty economically whack, since it's used both by people who should have never been put on death row in the first place, and by people who do deserve the death penalty but are using the legal system to prolong the inevitable for waaaaaaaay too long.

Anyways, this is the series idea I came up with. Let me know what you think.

Kimkim: Dorkemon Trainer #1 by ZMannZilla 4-05-08

Ha! My solar powered Snatchmaster 9K has allowed me to steal your Brainicon, Kimkim! TEAM BADGUY SHALL OWN ALL DORKEMON! *sigh* Oh my, thwarted once again by Team Badguy and their superior technology. Wait, isn't this the part where you pull out, like a Zapachoo or a Gengizkahn or something and try to take your Brainicon back? Why bother? I can just fly to Brainicon Cave, walk around for five minutes and catch another one. They're really quite common, and Dorkeballs only cost like $5 a piece. That Snatchmaster thingee looks expensive. Did it have to be shaped like a giant gold-plated Meowcat?

Kimkim: Dorkemon Trainer #2 by ZMannZilla 4-05-08

Oh, wow, Kimkim! Look at that big group of Dorkemon up there! What's the DorkeDex say about them? They are called "Hugbear", Drax. I guess that's why they're all hugging one another like that. Yep. Says here that they love everyone, but most of all, they love their families, and detest being seperated from them. Awwww, that is so cute. I know. Let's catch one and make it kill the others.

Kimkim: Dorkemon Trainer #3 by ZMannZilla 4-05-08

Hmmm. That tree is in the middle of our path. Not to worry, Drax. Remember, we are Dorkemon trainers! HACKRABBIT, I CHOOSE YOU!!! HACK HACK!!! You know, Kimkim, we probably could have just gone around the tree. Then let's do that, before anyone else sees what my Hackrabbit is doing to those kids over there.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

I still like these comics.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Great! Keep it up.

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Ever fart in a can of pop and drink it?

I saw Kimkim #1 and I had to post this:

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

KimKim is one of the coolest names on the planet. Well done good sir, well done.

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if i was six years old i would hate girls..... in a completely hetero way of course.

What's a pokeyman?

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

HCRoyal: I had a feeling VG Cats probably addressed this one.  Great find, I definitely laughed my ass off.

ArtemisStrong: A pokeyman is kind of like a Dorkemon that doesn't swear or threaten to kill people that piss off their trainer.  In short, Dorkemon are cooler. 

Everyone Else: Thanks for the positive feedback thus far! Here's a couple more I rattled off...

Kimkim: Dorkemon Trainer #4 by ZMannZilla 4-08-08

CRABBO CRABBO! CRABBO CRABBO! CRABBO CRABBO! Keep talking that shit and watch what happens.

Kimkim: Dorkemon Trainer #5 by ZMannZilla 4-08-08

OK, Kimkim, I'm ready to spar against you! ABEVIGODA, I CHOOSE YOU! ABE ABE!!! *gulp* C'mon, Drax, I thought we agreed on no Legendaries!

Kimkim: Dorkemon Trainer #6 by ZMannZilla 4-08-08

Well, fancy meeting you here again, in these woods, all alone... Now strip to your bare ass and get in the van NOW. I've been waiting for this for a long time. Oh my, it appears I'm completely defenseless, just me and my PROTOBEAST FIRE ATTACK NOW! What the heLAAOW AAAAUGH GOD IT BURNS IT BURNS!!!! PRO PRO!!! Well, I guess this means I don't want to come back to the compound, huh Dad?

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Hilarious.

Pokemon still popular? I though YuGiYo was where it's at now.

farmkingdude85

Yu-Gi-Yo by LuckyGuess 4-12-08

I play my Blue Eyes White Dragon in attack mode! Oh no! I'm defenseless! Blue Eyes, attack! White Lightning! ARGHHHHHHH!!!! I don't care how many Life Points he had left, you're paying for all of this.

I love all these Dorkemon comics. They make an old Pokemon fan cry with joy on the inside.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Kimkim: Dorkemon Trainer #7 by ZMannZilla 4-14-08

Pewter City ahead. Think you're ready to take on the Pewter City Dorke-Dojo Leader, Kimkim? Dang straight, Drax. The first Dorke-Badge is practically mine. I got my whole strategy worked out. Do tell. Well, you know how he uses lower-level Rock types, which despite their high defense, are vulnerable to everything short of a stiff breeze? Yup. So you're going to use your Water and Fighting types a lot, I presume. No, I'm going to pee on his Dorkemon and laugh at him. It's super-effective!

Kimkim: Dorkemon Trainer #8 by ZMannZilla 4-14-08

Wow, Kimkim, I can't believe you actually beat the Pewter City Dorke-Dojo leader by peeing on his Rock types. Well, Drax, they ARE vulnerable to Water attacks, but the bulk of that win was psychological. What do you mean? Examine the facts - He's a grown man, handing out Badges in a small podunk town, who somehow managed to be a Dojo leader with two shitty Level 10 Rock types. Yeah? So? Clearly the type of person who would give anything to see a li'l Asian girl pissing without the Internet involved.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

I love this series.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

HA these are great. Keep it up.

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Haikus are easy / But sometimes they don't make sense / Refrigerator

buuuuump

Inspired by stories of issues with devices such as Action Replay and R4 causing irretrievable damage to Pokemon games, I did this strip:

Kimkim: Dorkemon Trainer #9 by ZMannZilla 5-16-10

Check it out, Kimkim! I scored an Action4R device! With this, we can hack reality itself to get the rarest and most powerful of Dorkemon! My heart tells me this is wrong, but my head tells me this is very wrong. I think you better return that thing. Oh c'mon, my online friends assure me it's perfectly safe! Tell me you haven't always wanted a shiny Mewdox. Well, nothing justifies throwing caution to the wind quite like instant access to ultra-rare Dorkemon. Fire it up, Drax! Wait, it's asking for a "game index code", what the hell is that? TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF!!!!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

I like comics about Pokemon more than I like Pokemon.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I love you

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.