Wow. You can really make your own comics. Super-cool.

My humor is twisted I guess. And it turns out that I can't add. Hope this ain't been done before.

Outta Whack! by farmkingdude85 4-07-08

Outta my way! Corpses to munch over there. Some mighty fine trench gas today.

Sad but true. by farmkingdude85 4-07-08

The numbers don't lie. by farmkingdude85 4-07-08

Stastistically speaking, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Yeah, that's completely tasteless. by farmkingdude85 4-07-08

What's the number one cause of pedophiles? Sexy children.

 Whatcha think?

The pedophile one seemed like a recycled one-liner, and I didnt' get Sad but true.  However, the other two were great... especially the trench gas.  Rock on, man.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

i liked all 3 of them. looking forward to more stuff

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Kill Whitey.

This place kicks ass. I'm having a great time reading some very creative comics around here. Anyway, here's another short one I thought up.

Medical Malaise by farmkingdude85 4-08-08

When hospitals compete for your business . . . Top notch colectomies at back barroom prices! Be sure to shop around . . . Do-It-Yourself instruction guaranteed to be 50% less painful than the other guy! You'll reap huge savings! TOBOR CORNHOLES FREE OF CHARGE!!!

Had some spare time to make some more comics. Any feedback would be appreciated.

Ode to Sassoon by farmkingdude85 4-08-08

On the Somme: 1918 I shouldn't even be here Tommy. Why not mate? Because I don't write poetry.

The special sauce is formaldehyde. by farmkingdude85 4-09-08

Welcome to Soylent Burgers how may I help you? Yes! Can I get a double McHeston with extra cheese and a large Frosty Freeze. Would you like any other celebrity sides with that? Nope.

Genesis Redux by farmkingdude85 4-09-08

Oh don't worry God, the fact that you gave me superior skills in math and science, greater leadership abilities, and a better sense of humor more than makes up for that rib you took. Very good my child. And now Adam, I endow upon you the capacity for multiple orgasims. Score!

The last one was great. The rest were okay. You're pretty funny.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Whipped up a new batch of funny cookies. Hope they don't leave a bad taste in your mouth!

If Grandpa Could Use the Computer by farmkingdude85 4-14-08

Supple Sex Vixens of the SS Rob Zombie fetishist? They get my Unterseeboot revvin'! Why We Like Ike: A Mamie Eisenhower Spread Pornographic politics? Who needed that hoary bitch Eleanor? Shirley Temple Exposed: New & Vintage Nudes I never knew pedophilia came in black & white. Woo-Hoo! We've hit the motherload sonnyboy!

I forget what goes next. by farmkingdude85 4-13-08

Hey, what's black and blue and locked in my trunk? You forgot her name too huh?

When Harry Met Sally

It's not rape if you yell . . . SURPRISE!!!

by farmkingdude85, 4-13-08

Beowulf Redux by farmkingdude85 4-09-08

Grendel: the original corpse muncher. Actually I thoroughly cook all of my man meat to a proper 160 degrees to eliminate any chance of catching Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease. Those pesky common peasantry. *gasp* I think I just rust myself. Beowulf: idiot braggart with muscles. UR MOMZ HAWT!

Farm King: America's 7th** Best Farm Supply Store by farmkingdude85 4-09-08

I woke up completely naked today in a pool of my own vomit. Yeah, I was so fucked I shat in my good hat and tried to sodomize the thresher again. **In complimentary drinks on the tab. Think them boys down at the Farm King have been spiking my turpentine.

Good stuff.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

argus - denslow by denslowsteven 5-06-08

While walking with his son ,Telemachus, Odysseus sees his old dog Argus. What a fine dog. It's my master, Odysseus. I can't belive it's really Argus. Now I can die in peace. It looks like he died. {dead}

I don't know why I like that comic, but I do.  It's great.

And you managed to use the narration bar in a GOOD way.  Most people try for years before they can do that.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002