Ok, so think about some of the really crappy movies you've seen.
Now imagine the sequel (if it didn't have one.) How much ass would it suck? If it did have a sequel (or a bunch of sequels), keep the trend going - maybe imagine a Saw XXVIII? Make that into a funny one-panel comic.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 46 - Titanic ][']

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 46: Rocky XXXVII']

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Cheese waffles are a man's best friend.

Ok, fuckers. Judging sometime after the next time I get drunk. So like, tomorrow night or thursday morning. More entries, goddammit.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 46: Indiana Jones and the Comfy Bed']

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The Greatest Strip Ever Made

Titanic sucked an assload of ass.

And Titanic II would have just been ridiculous, so...

ZMann, you are the proud owner of OPC 47!

Wear the badge with pride.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

Boom chaka laka.

Next OPC to be posted as soon as I think of one.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."