Super Mario's Plumbing by Commander_t 4-13-08

*whew* What's up, Mario? Dang! I got your lincoln log down, finally! It was this long!! Pack it up Super Mario, or you wont be feeling so super...

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"It's like a Koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" Capt. Murphy, SeaLab 2021

I'm sorry, was that supposed to be funny?

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Kill Whitey.

I don't get it.

He's retarded farmking Now read it again with that in mind and you will laugh your ass off.

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if i was six years old i would hate girls..... in a completely hetero way of course.

No.  There is no laughter possible from that comic, and my ass is still thoroughly i place.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Perhaps if I tickle my anus with a Lincoln Log?

Is this any better?

Stars and Strippers by Commander_t 4-17-08

Sensors indicate a hot chick! Checking the linguistic database, yes... *ahem* Hey baby... *pfft* I don't like foreigners... I assure you ma'am, that I am a legal citizen with noe sexually transmitted diseases. Now, get naked!

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"It's like a Koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" Capt. Murphy, SeaLab 2021

nope.

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Kill Whitey.

Ya, I don't know where your trying to go with these comics.

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Haikus are easy / But sometimes they don't make sense / Refrigerator