I'm so totally uninspired to make a template right now that I'm not going to do it.

Instead, I'm just going to tell you what to do. In the last panel, one of the characters has to say, and only say: "And that's why I don't cut my crank with Comet anymore." Bonus points if you work either of the skeletons, feetforears, fishhand, or geek-cripple into the last panel.

The rest is up to you.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 76: Family Guy (So Cliche)']

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The Greatest Strip Ever Made

No special characters beside gimp-geek but you can't go a contest without there being some robotic man-rape.

[Click to view comic: 'BTC #76: Comet, it makes your eyes turn green...'] 

Robotic man-rape FTW! 

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

I hate when my contests get no play.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Fuck it. If no one else enters this contest within 48 hours, Mushroom stamp wins.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 76 - Ass Face']

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The Greatest Strip Ever Made

Nevermind. Shane wins.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

UPSET!!!

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The Greatest Strip Ever Made