Sorry to all you Nintendorks wanking out with your Wii-motes, but there really are no other video games. There is only... Grand Theft Auto IV!

Feel free to use this thread to discuss the jealous rage you feel when you realize the closest you'll ever come to enjoying this seminal gaming experience is racing your little Mii around in a pixelated Mario kart.

H4W!!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

My roomate has GTAIV... it's GTA alright. The dialouge is funnier than ever and everything is as it was and should be. It's the perfect GTA.

Also Mario Kart Wii is awesome. The online is really fun. I'll bet GTA online will be the shit too.

-- red

RedfeatheR

You are correct.

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The Greatest Strip Ever Made

Your reasonable, even-handed tone is taking all of the fun out of my contentious fanboy dickwaving :(

Actually, the reviews of Super Paper Mario and Super Mario Galaxy secretly make me wish I had a Wii as well.

Too many great games out there, too little cash and time :(

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Zaster Your reasonable, even-handed tone is taking all of the fun out of my contentious fanboy dickwaving :( Actually, the reviews of Super Paper Mario and Super Mario Galaxy secretly make me wish I had a Wii as well. Too many great games out there, too little cash and time :(

You forgot Smash Brothers Brawl, Herr Zaster. And don't forget about Cooking Mama!

For those who don't know just how gay BigFrank is... behold Cookin' Mama

-- red

STFU. Cooking Mama is so much fun.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

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ZMannZilla

oh man, i haven't laughed that hard in weeks.

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The Greatest Strip Ever Made

In any case, BigFrank isn't really gay. niether is the game I guess.

-- flip-flop red

It's funny you should mention that.

My hubby is chasing a Russian crook over a rooftop right...

Oh...

Never mind....

Glad I don't have to clean that up.

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

Wanna know how sad I am?

I just finally bought San Andreas last week.

By the time I get GTA4, we'll probably be on GTA7.

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RedfeatheR

Well no shit, that's the DS version.

GTA is all about single player, but the multiplayer is pretty awesome too.

For example, there is nothing quite like chasing a whining prick down with a helicopter and tilting the blades down so that his stupid trash talking ass is caught in the blades and hurled 50 feet in the air.

I fucking love GTA right now.

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The_young_scot

The best thing is that after you play a few days you leave the house and consider stealing everything you see. Like after you spend a week on Tony Hawk and then every time you see a telephone wire you want to grind down it even though you don't own a skateboard or a phone.

Played GTA IV yesterday. I can tell it's going to have a negative effect on my psyche, as the things I like to do best are

A) Go around stabbing people at night

B) Shoot people in the legs so they can't run as fast, then track them silently with a knife until I get bored and stab them

C) Go into the hospitals and throw grenades into the lobbies and outpatient wards

D) Blow up cars, causing traffic jams that allow me to blow up more cars

E) Snipe people sleeping on benches from the rooftops

I fucking love this game.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

The best part is you can do all of that online with 15 other people, last night I leapt from the top of a skyscraper, falling through the air, to land perfectly into the rotor blades of a well positioned hovering helicopter.

The results was my flailing body hurling though the air, and copious amounts of laughter.

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My roomate wrecked, flew off his bike, flew a couple hundred feet, clearing an overpass, flew another city block and landed into a group of people only to get up, take off his helmet, crack his neck and walk to the nearest hotdog stand.