Not for you, fatso. For the World Food Program.

http://www.freerice.com

20 grains of rice donated per correct answer. I was able to keep my score (they call it "vocab level") consistently around 40.

You, of course, have no chance of surpassing one such as I. However, it would amuse me to see you try.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I did ten times better than you.  No, make that twenty times better.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

i've done that thang before. i stopped when i found out it wasn't Uncle Ben's Wild Rice.

those kids deserve Uncle Ben's....

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Kill Whitey.

I only have a small grasp on the English language.

Does this mean African children are dying because I don't know the exact meaning of 'Utilitarianism'?

It sure does, you monster.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

In the time it took to earn a bowl of rice, I bought a whole 20# bag.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

I've played this plenty of times.

Now can I win some Anne Rice or Condaleeza Rice?

I've got an idea for a gameshow.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

All that's left in the prize bin is a Rice University women's basketball team pennant. Ooh -- and a Greyhound bus ticket to exciting Rice County, Kansas!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.