Brand new to the site, and I love the way it works.

Here's my firstborn.

Corporate Shill by crowspeaker 5-06-08

Shouldn't we be at our desks instead of getting all this fresh air? I really hate that about you.

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There is nothing actualy funy about that comic, and yet I still had to fight myself to keep from giggling.

I don't know what it is you've done, but if others react the same way I would suggest repeating the formula.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Thanks very much, HCRoyall. It's all about being a little uncomfortable, a little sad, too, maybe.

I've done four so far. Here's number 2. As in the second, not the scatalogical euphemism.

Why Training is Ultimately Pointless by crowspeaker 5-06-08

Working in the mailroom is not that complicated. Just move mail from the bin into these labeled slots. I can speak fluent Klingon.

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I like 'em both.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I am also strangely amused.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

My second comic had a star trek joke, I feel like we are related.

Anyway brother of mine the first one was kind've dumb but the second one was awesome so keep it up write an awesome screenplay some day and give all the money you get to your loving brother.

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if i was six years old i would hate girls..... in a completely hetero way of course.

Thanks for the feedback/encouragement, everyone.

Here are a few more.

I'm Sorry, I'm Not a Doctor by crowspeaker 5-06-08

Does his urine sample look funny? Okay, catch you later, big guy.

Maybe It's Jell-O by crowspeaker 5-07-08

Ten years of loyal service reduced to a security escort and a cardboard box. For the last time, I don't care what's in the box.

Betty Crocker Would Agree by crowspeaker 5-07-08

These goddamned brownies aren't going to bake themselves, guys.

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Does anyone know where the characters come from? I like the set of characters in "the office" and they look familiar.

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They're original art by a user (I forget who).  The art style is very familiar, but the characters are his own.

You can try looking on the wiki.  I can't be arsed to.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

excellent non sequiter in the second one. i also liked 'urine sample'.

keep up the good work

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Kill Whitey.

@not_Scyess, I looked there, too, but no luck. I fired off an email. See what comes back. I wish there were some women characters in that set, and maybe a few more poses of the other characters.

@AngyAmerican, thanks a lot. Originally the line was "this urine" but since I'm not a donor yet, I couldn't go back and edit. "His urine" is creepier and a little funnier, I think.

Here's a new one.

Back to the Mail Room by crowspeaker 5-08-08

So she says I have to move my stuff out of the garage so she can park her car in there. Total hassle. Are you talking about your mom? She's such a p'tak!

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Again with the office folks.

Maybe It's Platonic by crowspeaker 5-08-08

Chen, if you don't quit staring at my junk, I will beat you with my nightstick.

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And Try to Keep the Screams to a Minimum by crowspeaker 5-09-08

You're constipated, I can help. And yes, the gloves are necessary.

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crowspeaker

 Ever been to Wittycomic.com?

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http://mauston.deviantart.com/gallery/ Show me sum respect,nigga.

No. Looks like that site is gone.

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Someone Finally Asked by crowspeaker 5-11-08

Hey, Guy, what's in the box? Badger, huh?

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Injokester did the Office characters.

Thanks.

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Don't Ask Him About the Tie by crowspeaker 5-12-08

Sanderson, I've always wanted to ask you where you get those pants. Technically, they're waders. I'm not actually wearing any pants.

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Now, for a limited time, 2 comics for the price of one.

Hall Monitor, on the Other Hand by crowspeaker 5-13-08

Damn it, Ben. Light Monitor isn't a real job title!

Just Put it in His Hand by crowspeaker 5-17-08

Dave, have you seen my mitten? It looks like this.

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Speeding Bullet by crowspeaker 5-22-08

I think my wife is some kind of nymphomaniac. No she's not.

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