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A fitting salute to the emperor

penguin.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Recently uncovered evidence of Napoleon's small stature.

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I has a flavor!

The body double for the queen isn't all that convincing...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

a helluva lot better than Dubya...

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Kill Whitey.

Piplup wasn't tall enough to ride any of the rides.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

-the theory that even dumb animals are brighter than those who choose to enroll in the armed forced was tested by parading groups of animals in front of the platoon to see how many of the animals they could name. 6 soldiers were disqualified when caught with See 'n Says while another 7 continually gave names such as "Sara," "Joe," or "Spitty McTwoHumps"

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what if nigger meant kite

The 121st Chapter of Large Groups Who Dress Exactly Alike

Also appearing: The official mascot

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

Official visit by Munsingwear corporate official.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

The platoon was addressed by their new master sergeant and given a rousing speech before being reassigned to the south pole.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Just a little closer....I'll kick this arragant pingu

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This isn't my card...

Another action-packed day at the International Bestiality Club. The rifles are symbolic!

i actually just found out where that picture came from

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sir_Nils_Olav

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"men, today we fight for our country, but we die for our freedom!

And the right to slide on our bellies!"