MGS4 Nerds by CalifornyaRIP 5-29-08

Did you hear that Metal Gear Solid 4 will have cut scenes 90 minutes long? I came.

Awkward by CalifornyaRIP 5-30-08

Why were you neglected and thrown away? Are you a hopeless reject too? Do you want to die just like me? Did the one who said they'd love you forever rip out your heart and crush it? Do you want to just end it all?! Make the pain STOP?! Actually, I got swept up by the janitor but, uhhh, good luck with that.

The nerd sex is awesome. I lol'd.

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

great stuff. I just joined, check out my stuff too, I'm that post sitting atop yours.

CalifornyaRIP,

in your strip called "Awkward," you have the error of "throw"

instead of the needed "thrown" in the first panel.  Also, you

have the error of a word that does not exist, which is

"sweeped," instead of the needed "swept" in the third panel.  These

 detract from an otherwise enjoyable (and particularly) cute comic

(at least for me).  I can in no way attribute the language choice to

the characters in the strip.  Please consider doing it over.

Thanks story_teller, I can't edit stuff yet because Brad takes forever to contact donaters about becoming members, but I'm not exactly an english major and I make mistakes once in a while

Anyway, I'll get on that as soon as it's physically possible.

story_tellerI suggest you find a hobby other than correcting someone's grammar, Dr. Pedantic. The comics are fine, and at least they are legible; this is a fine substitute for the normal trash that fills the RMDC forum.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Cheap Laughs

You're poorly drawn. You're a jew.

by CalifornyaRIP, 6-04-08

Past my total laziness I made a new comic, if you can call it that. It's more like a really offensive soundbyte.

I thought it was funny, anyway.

Bully for you!

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Kill Whitey.

I Say by CalifornyaRIP 6-05-08

I say, Hemmingway... Of course you say Hemmingway. That's my name! How would you talk to me if you didn't ever say my name? No, Hemmingway! It's a British expression to say that before saying anything. Oh right, we're British. Very well, Farnsworth. Continue. Fuck, I forgot what I was gonna say. I say...

Le Chickens on Politics by CalifornyaRIP 6-07-08

*The cheese. Ze sun shines bright on zis vonderful day. Le fromage.* I zay I'm glad Hillary Clinton is resigned from ze election. Why? *Ahh, but I love pussy! We zertainly can't trust le woman, she vould spend more time menstrating than running ze country. Ahh, but mois j'adore le pussy.*

Fail by CalifornyaRIP 6-08-08

I hate my job, I hate my wife, I hate my kids, I HATE MY LIFE! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE Fail.