I would like to know if the direction I'm taking is good and funny. Comments/criticisms/concerns are all welcomed. Thanks in advance.

1) Diminishing Returns by thisredbook 6-04-08

So I heard you had sex with my girlfriend. Yes, I did. You're an asshole man. I thought we were best friends! We are, we are. You stabbed me in the back! It's more like I stabbed your girlfriend from the back.

2) Diminishing Returns by thisredbook 6-04-08

Man, what the fuck! Why?! It just happened I guess. Is that all you have to say?! What else do you want me to say? How about a fucking apology? It's the least a "best friend" can do! I'm sorry we didn't use a condom?

3) Diminshing Returns by thisredbook 6-04-08

Uhhh. Hey, is there something wrong? This is bothering me. I don't want to hurt you. Is it because I... There's something I have to tell you. What is it? I can go longer! I just need a warm-up round!

4) Diminishing Returns by thisredbook 6-04-08

Las week I slept with your best friend. You did what?! I was drunk, he was drunk. Things happened... You fucking skank! I hate you! Please, don't be mad. What can I do to make it up to you? You can start off by sucking my dick.

5) Diminishing Returns by thisredbook 6-04-08

... Yeah... ... That's it. Did that make you feel better? Actually it didn't. Fuck you. Get the fuck out of my bed you bitch. Fuck you and fuck you.

6) Diminishing Returns by thisredbook 6-04-08

Hey. What's up? Oh, it's you! Pretty cool party huh? Yeah, it's pretty cool. Have you had a lot to drink? To be honest, I'm drunk. Ding, ding, ding! I hear the beds upstairs are huge. I'm so drunk!

7) Diminishing Returns by thisredbook 6-04-08

I don't know if we should be doing this. My boyfriend is your best friend! Don't worry about it. I can keep a secret. ... ... *Cough* Eight inches. I don't think I can keep a secret. I have a big mouth. Well, you're right about that big mouth.

8) Diminishing Returns by thisredbook 6-05-08

He wasn't very happy. No, he wasn't. What about us? There is no "us." It was just a drunken lay. That's what it was to you? I sacrificed a good relationship with a "drunken lay"? Pretty much. I'm sure you can find another boyfriend and sleep with his best friend too. Has anyone told you that you're a prick?

9) Diminishing Returns by thisredbook 6-05-08

Look man, I'll make it up to you some how. You bet your sweet ass you will. First round of drinks are on me. That's a good start. Oh, look at that fine piece over there. Looks like you'll be walking home alone tonight. Don't forget the condoms.

10) Diminishing Returns by thisredbook 6-05-08

Maybe this music will help me go to sleep. Some day, it'll be better. You'll know I'm better now... Yeah, yeah. These guys know what I'm going through. Maybe there's hope for me after all. But I'm so rotten inside. Black, black, red, blood. Then again, maybe not.

-trb 

those are comics, alright

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These comics are mostly depressing.

I like comics that are funny.

Therefore, it could be determined that I did not like your comics.

Thank you for using proper spelling and grammar and forming coherent sentences.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Thanks for the comments xxausrottenxx and attitudechicka and thanks for all those who viewed. Thanks again.

Maybe my humor doesn't cut it around here but here goes-

1) Parts and Holes by thisredbook 6-11-08

What do you call a gay dinosaur? I don't know, what? A Mega-SORE-ass. What do you call a douche that tells stupid jokes?

2) Parts and Holes by thisredbook 6-11-08

What's big, red, and eats rocks? The big, red, rock eating monster. What smells, has big... Your retarded mother.

3) Parts and Holes by thisredbook 6-11-08

What do you call a human telling a pink donkey jokes? I don't know, what? You. What do you call a human reading a comic about a human telling pink donkey jokes?

-trb

Most of those aren't very funny bro. I mean like 10 comics in a row about some guy who fucks a bunch of people doesn't cut it these days.

A moment ago I was going to tell you to look at some other comics on the site for inspiration, but that usually leaves me horribly uninspired. It often leads me to plagerism. However, if you're looking for funny formulas I absolutely adore both Biped and Mandingo, even more so than the FIVE STAR members on this site but that may be because I have a rather lowbrow sense of humor.

Don't let us scare you off

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I like Parts and Holes #1.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Thanks to faggot and attitudechicka for the comments.

Here are the last of my Parts and Holes series-

4) Parts and Holes by thisredbook 6-11-08

Math is odd. How so? How is it that multiplying two negatives make the solution positive? I didn't know you were against gay marriage.

5) Parts and Holes by thisredbook 6-12-08

My boss wouldn't let me have the day off even though I was sick so I vomitted all over her car's windshield. Wow. Isn't that a little harsh? Then I stabbed her in the eye with a butterfly knife. Ahh, the equalizer.

6) Parts and Holes by thisredbook 6-12-08

Remember the days when I was just an innocent virgin? Haha! Aren't you still... Where's my butterfly knife? In your boss's eye?

7) Parts and Holes by thisredbook 6-12-08

Today my girlfriend asked me if she was fulfilling all of my sexual fantasies. Well, does she? Not really. She'd have to grow eight tentacles, a tree branch body, and a nine year old's vagina to fulfill all of them.

8) Parts and Holes by thisredbook 6-12-08

What are your thoughts on office romance? It's a conflict of interest really. Can I stick it in your ear? I thought you'd never ask.

9) Parts and Holes by thisredbook 6-13-08

When will people realize that the eighties are long and gone? I blame The Breakfast Club. I blame The Cure. I blame Voltron.

10) Parts and Holes by thisredbook 6-13-08

Last Sunday I went to church to ask the Lord for forgiveness. What did you do? I accidently ejaculated into the holy water. Thou shall not have a sticky forehead.

Special thanks for the positive comment attitudechicka. =)

-trb

you're improving fast!

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not_Scyess.likes() == true

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Thanks faggot, seanator, and not_scyess for the comments. Here is a mini series-

1) Haikus and Small Things by thisredbook 6-19-08

This English class will be cake. I'm focused, ready, and nothing is going to stop me from making the grade. Hi. I just shit my pants.

2) Haikus and Small Things by thisredbook 6-19-08

So how are you liking this class? It's okay. His exams seem difficult though. They aren't to bad. I've had this professor before. He's very easy-going and approachable. Awesome. You sound like an expert. I probably shouldn't say this outloud. A sexpert really. Hmm?

3) Haikus and Small Things by thisredbook 6-19-08

So what do you like to do for fun? Well, I listen to a lot of music, I go to the gym, and I write a little poetry from time to time. Oh! I love writing poetry. It's a great creative outlet. Do you like sushi? Oh, I love sushi! Oh I want sushi, with this Lucy. Afterwards she can fulfill my wish, by letting me eat her fish! Great! We should get some! Yes we should!

4) Haikus and Small Things by thisredbook 6-19-08

I haven't been fully honest with you. We've met before but you probably don't remember. Oh my gosh. Did we meet at a party? Yes, it was a mutual friend's house warming party. Yes, yes! I remember now. Was I drunk? I tend to get touchy feely. I'm sorry! No need to be sorry. We just talked... Oh no, did we use a condom?

Thanks in advance. 

-trb

Ha!  Awesome.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Thanks for the views/comments/ and votes. I said it was a mini-series but I lied. Happy reading!

5) Haikus and Small Things by thisredbook 6-25-08

Hey. Hey. What are you doing after class? Nothing really. How about you? Do you want to grab some coffee down the street? Oh. You do know I work there right? Yes I do. I'm broke today so I was hoping you can snag me a free cup. Oh and one for you too.

6) Haikus and Small Things by thisredbook 6-25-08

*Type type* I WANT YOU. I'm doing well, how about you? *Type type* I WANT YOU. That's good. I'm at home. *Type type* I WANT YOU. No, I haven't started on my reading. I've been working on some new poetry actually.

7) Haikus and Small Things by thisredbook 6-25-08

*Type type* That's good to hear. YOU WANT ME. *Type type* I'm being lazy about this reading. YOU WANT ME. *Type type* Have you been writing lately? YOU WANT ME.

8) Haikus and Small Things by thisredbook 6-26-08

So the final is coming up. Are you ready? For the most part, yes. But... But... what? Well, I could study more to really reinforce the material. Oh I can reinforce that a... erm. We can run by the material tonight if you want. Sure. How about my place?

9) Haikus and Small Things by thisredbook 6-26-08

Well, it was fun studying. Hehe, "studying." That's a new one.

10) Haikus and Small Things by thisredbook 6-26-08

We did good throughout the semester and we practically aced that final. Yes. Even though it was just one semester it feels like we've been through a lot. Yes. So can I have your number now? Nope.

Thanks in advance.

-trb