Yeah, That's What You'd Think by crowspeaker 6-09-08

You'd think the human bladder couldn't hold that much liquid.

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Is all that we see or seem
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Oh, That's OK Then by crowspeaker 6-12-08

Have you given any thought to the afterlife, Boss? You know, what will happen to your eternal soul after you die? Are you trying to convert me or something? You know religious discussions are prohibited in the employee handbook. Nothing like that. It's just that I poisoned your coffee.

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Is all that we see or seem
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the second one is pretty great!

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They Called Me MAD by crowspeaker 6-14-08

Now this isn't go blow up in my face or anything, right? Of course not. i would never put either of us in danger. Now, those fools at the academy...

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Is all that we see or seem
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SOCIAL CONDITION I DO 300 CRUNCHES FOR BREAFAST AND SHIT BRICKS DAILY

also why is everyone white rou rascisttt motherfucker I bet your one of those races that humps nihilists 

He Was OK Until the Cannibals Showed Up by crowspeaker 7-09-08

I just want you to know that our moving your desk doesn't mean that we think you're doing a poor job. In fact, we're all really pleased with your performance over the last quarter.

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Is all that we see or seem
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And Brussel Sprouts Friday by crowspeaker 7-13-08

Tuesday in the cafeteria means chili for Melvyn! It's Chili Tuesday! If you're getting chili, I'm afraid I have to insist you let me insert this cork. In you. Just like Cabbage Thursday!

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Is all that we see or seem
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