i disappeared for a while i guess, had to think things over about some personal stuff. my grandma died, and i'm kind of an unfeeling person. i miss her, don't get me wrong, but what's bugging me is how my dad's been taking it. he kind of ended up in a state of depression, and i really like my dad. he's just a nice, introverted guy, and it's really sad to see him so upset. he's been getting over it now, so i'm getting back into the internet. not all of my leave was my grandmamma's death, i just kind of got off the internet and found it quite nice to hang around my family for a while

but fuck that here's a comic

"last week" by faggot 6-09-08

Jon, you're never going to guess what I did last week. Did you buy a new phone? Did you get a '67 mustang for free off the side of the road? Did you go to Chuck E. Cheese and say it was your birthday even though it wasn't? Did you eat a booger? No. What did you do last week? I killed a man. I killed a man last week.

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asssss

and one for the road

good soup by faggot 6-09-08

Gee, that was some pretty good soup you made last night. I MADE THAT SOUP FROM THE CUM OF 1000 DEMON DICKS, AND THE MEATBALLS FROM THE TESTES OF THE DEFORMED UNBORN SON OF A PRIEST'S WIFE. Can't you ever just take a fucking compliment? I HAVE LOW SELF-ESTEEM BECAUSE MY MOTHER NEVER HELD ME

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asssss

new car by faggot 6-09-08

Hey Steve, did you buy that new car you wanted? No, I actually bought 20 hookers. How'd that work out? Well, they said we should go back to my place but I was all I don't own a house so they're all oh well let's just do it in your car and I was like I spent all my money on 20 hookers. You really should have just bought the new car. Then I would have never had sex!

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asssss

I love the soup one.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

not_Scyess

thanks. i find it quite helpful to take a batch of comics i find funny, and then find out what other people find funny out of it so i can explore whatever kind of humor i used in that comic. you always, of course, run the risk of being redundant and that is a fine line you want to try not to cross

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asssss

i second the soup

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Kill Whitey.

choking on it by faggot 6-10-08

My grandmother passed away last week What'd she die of? Choking on your DICK? Yeah. Yeah she did. Does that make you feel any fucking better?

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asssss

That was brilliant.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

thats depressilarious

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xx( o Y o. )xx

xxausrottenxx

awesome word

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asssss

While "good soup" is a MUST READ, very strong, and very funny,

it DID rely on the stronger cursing and the *SHOCK* value** of

those other words.

I recommend steering away from those words for other strips to

prove you aren't a one-note-Johnny, and instead, rely more on

the clever humor that you used in that strip and others.

** Don't appeal to the lowest common denominator.

story_teller

i am the lowest common denominator

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asssss

FOOKIN GREAT. AND shitQQQ!!!!!!!!!!

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dome

...ilove men

YOU FAGGOTHERPESS 

I think you're brilliant.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

story_teller

Yeah. We expect more from someone named faggot.

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