five minutes by faggot 6-11-08

James, if you had five minutes to live, what you do? Well I'd probably start by masturbating right here in front of everybody just for laughs. James, I'm sorry but you have five minutes to live. I accidentally poisoned that lemonade you drank back at my place. Oh. Aren't you going to masturbate? Not in front of everyone, do I want to look like an asshole?

a question by faggot 6-12-08

Steve, can I ask you a question? Yeah, go ahead. Do you think you would feel more comfortable around me if I was white? Well I'll answer that question for you but first I have to stand way over there Yes I would.

cock joke by faggot 6-12-08

I'm not TRYING to stick it in you know

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sexual harassment by faggot 6-12-08

Al, I heard rumors that you've commited sexual harassment around the office I'm sorry, Tom. It's not usually like this for me. You know I can't have this, Al. I'm sorry, all I wanted was some nectar. Yeah but you had to take the fucking pollen with you, didn't you Al? It sticks to my ass!

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jesus by faggot 6-12-08

hey jesus, can you tell me if masturbation is morally wrong? well young man, some people believe that the bible condemns masturbation, but it really comes down to your personal intrepretation of the bible so you're a wanker You said it first

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