Scooby Doo and the Case of Transylvania Tranny by storytel1er 6-27-08

Transylvania University president's office Miss Sharp, please send in the person with our assigned wig, dress, push-up bra, shoes, and make-up. Splendid! I'll pay you well to suck the energy out of our opposing team members at half-time in their locker rooms. I can pose as a reporter. Daphne and Shaggy Shaggy, now that we traded in our van for an ambulance, we can just leave it where we want! That's right! I sure do miss Velma, even though we had to fire her because she wouldn't siphon gas.

Scooby Doo (part 2) by storytel1er 6-27-08

Sporting News ...and another football team literally lies down after half-time to lose to Transylvania University. Someone must be sucking the so-called "big one." Scooby, you stand guard outside the locker room while Fred and I sneak inside. Scooby Doo! Inside the locker room Fred, is that you? It's so dark in here. Hellooo there!

Scooby Doo (part 3) by storytel1er 6-27-08

What are you doing down there!? I'm going to town, right after you drop your pants! Daphne and Fred Ow! I broke a nail! It's a good thing. Our siren is broken. Sit on top of the ambulance and scream at the top of your lungs. We have to get back to the locker room. Fred, you ran out on me! That woman emptied me and I'm dead tired now! How dare you! I was letting Daphne check out my plumbing in the ambulance. This is the so-called thanks I get! I guess I can find forgiveness for you in my heart.

Scooby Doo (part 4) by storytel1er 6-27-08

Grrr! Uh oh. He found me out! The police has the suspect in handcuffs on the floor. So, choadwarrior, you're a transsexual, and you sucked off all those innocent men. Last words? Yeah! I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for those MEDDLING kids and their dog! I did it for the Transylvania University president. Hey, you sucked for nothing! I'm really Peter Funt, from "Candid Camera." Ha ha ha. Kill me.

how come you keep starting new accounts?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

i didnt think it was very funny but you did tell a story so i cant be dissapointed

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Batman created by Bob Kane

choadwarrior baned you because you exposed him as a transsexual

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Batman created by Bob Kane

For the record, I didn't ban him.

i already updated the record to say you did and i don't feel like changing it

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I did notice there was no denial of the transexuality.  Or of the murdering of 6 million Jews in the early 1940s.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002