I've got a good idea. Why don't I create an account on a web site I found and then attempt to flame one of the most popular members in the forums before I really know what's going on?
Please give generously to the Mandingo Protection Agency.
Mandingos in the wild are being poached for their fine comedic sense and luxurious pelts. At the current rate, Mandingos in their natural habitat will be extinct by 2450. Your contribution, however small, will help insure all mandingos everywhere receive the protection they don't really need, but once in a while crave.