1)  http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/Bathmat_and_Rubbing/

   in conjunction with . . .

> 

. . A talking woman who had an experience with

. . Ebeneezer Scrooge . . .  (You need the sound turned on.)

2)  http://www.birthdaycards.com/pickup?ID=A222-JK3S-JJS5-2ES

I'm  not sure what you were trying to accomplish with this comic. Clever word play? Covert word associations?

Whatever it was, you definitely did it and it still wasn't the slightest bit funny.

Don't let this discourage you. At least you have a grasp of english fundamentals, which is more than I can say for 9 out of 10 noobs.

Make more. Deviate from this path and let your inner pervert reign.

That is all.

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Kill Whitey.

"english!?" 

It is a capitalized word.

   I am not a "noob," but I AM

putting YOU in your place...

About the over-the-top comment about this comic not being

funny at all, you are angry AND not a sincere funny critic, so

you can take yourself out of consideration for judging.

I'll cite the right-hand side of the panel that directly refers to

"Brokeback Mountain."

(AngryAmerican,

step up, and I'll remove two of your unnecessary stars.

You don't deserve them.)

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Bathmat_and_Rubbing

You registered this user name on July 19h. Which makes you a noob to this site.

We all know from the spacing of your message and from your use of all caps on certain words and your use of the word insincere that you are in fact cartoons_in_space back again with more shitty comics that they can't take criticism on.

You also made reference to putting another user in their place. You did absolutely nothing to hide the fact that you are in fact that same person who has been posting comics here that aren't funny and then getting upset when people don't like them and then calling people insincere.

I am not a reviewer. I am not insincere. I do not like you. Any new name you come up with I will hunt you down and report you to moiderators of this site. Any time you make a comic I will be there to find you and point out that you are not who you say you are. You sincerly disgust me and I sincerly think you should find another web site to harass.

But seriously, you suck.

Most of that was sarcasm by the way. It may be slightly sarcastic, but it isn't any less sincere and I don't want to listen to you even try to argue my fact because you are in fact wrong and can never live in my head with my thoughts and understand what I truly mean when I tell you that you suck and why you suck. YOU can NEVER judge ME. In case you wanted to start some sort of holy war and getting insanely personal with it and searching out my personal emails to harass me with. If you were planning on that someone already beat you to the punch with the lobsterturtle attack a few months back. If anyone would like to send me a PM with any info they have on that situation it would be greatly appreciated because it still haunts me to this day.

In Communist Russia joke tells you!

He is a persistent little bastard isn't he?

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Kill Whitey.

You are a TROLL, AngryAmerican, with garbage comments to

throw around in different users' threads and *scum* for brains

where it matters when you try to inconsistently back up your

comments.

I'm going to tell you what to do.  If you want to survive, you had

better wash your back.  (It helps keep the germs away.)

Take my advice - take the advice of 4/5 star users very, very seriously.

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Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Uhhhhn. Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Click. Blam. Onomatopoeia.

Bathmat_and_Rubbing

And shut the fuck up before I burry an axe in your head.

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Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Uhhhhn. Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Click. Blam. Onomatopoeia.

luminous?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

You forgot to capitalize "jack" in that batman christmas carol comic that made no sense.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Bathmat_and_Rubbing

Hey!  Stop wasting stuff like this in the forums and use it in your comics!  It's gold, Jerry--gold!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

A Dark Christmas Knight by christopher7murphy 7-20-08

George Clooney. OoOoOoooOo! Egads! Who are you? A bit of undigested sausage...a dab of mustard? I am the ghost of Batman and Robin gone by. Later, at Jake Gyllenhaal's flat. ...and then he said he wanted to quit me. Crap, he told me he was the ghost of Heath Ledger.

I just wanted to see what I could do with the set up. I love the idea...but the execution was busy.

Not that mine is funnier, but I stole it to challenge myself.  lol....well I didnt steal it. It was more like I took advantage of it in a way that make people cringe in disgust. And I'm drunk. And I'm naked.

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

Bathmat_and_Rubbing

Ummm. OK.

Tell ya what. You go ahead and have fun trolling and flaming, whether its serious or not (because I can't really tell one way or another) and I'll just wait around for you to make a funny comic.

Take your time. I'm reasonably young... 

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Kill Whitey.