I've thought about the new contest, researched past ideas and came to a decision...I'm hungy.

So the theme of number 59 is World's Worst Cereal Commercial.

All new material only. No photoshop.

Surprise toy in every box... optional.

Anyone can play...except Mikey. He wont like it, he hates everything.

Judging will take place last week in august...good luck strippers!

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[Click to view comic: 'WW59']

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what if nigger meant kite

[Click to view comic: 'WW #59: Porn Flakes']

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Mmmm? None of the contests on site seem to be getting many entries.

I think I'll prolong the dead line of this one. Voting will begin once five entries are submitted...whether it be the last week of August or whenever.

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[Click to view comic: 'WW59: Tux Flakes']

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[Click to view comic: 'WW59: Milky Soaked Wind-Oats']

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[Click to view comic: 'WW #59: Kids love the great taste of Doggiecock!']

That's five.  Any other takers? 

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Finally, the last part of my trilogy:

 [Click to view comic: 'WW59: Apple Max']

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Wow. Not a single marshmello bit! :(

But on the bright side, I would love to see 'Woof' and 'Cluck' on a front of a cereal box! So DOGGIECOCK it is! Make mine DOGGIECOCK! DOGGIECOCK got...a big big bite! It's not small, no, no, no! Kids like DOGGIECOCK for what DOGGIECOCK got, Moms like DOGGIECOCK for what DOGGIECOCK has not!

THERRRRRREEE GREeeeattt!

Mushroom....

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Wait, this is still going on?

I never imagined...  I've created a monster.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

(sexy female voice) And I like it too!

Okay, gimme a minute to think of a new one.  59, 58, 57... 

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