life's pain by mightyhealthy 8-17-08

hey man, you got any spare change? i gotta pay rent you have to pay rent to live in that trash can?  no

mighty healthy by mightyhealthy 8-16-08

and the letter reads... "Dear Mr Johnston, it has recently come to my attention that the diagnosis I made last week was a bit off..." "When you came in for your counselling session you seemed mentally healthy and ready to take on the world..." "...but this week I think you have completely lost it. Sincerely, The Concrete Chicken Standing Next to You"

jesus christ by mightyhealthy 8-17-08

do it pussy. re-kill me. i'm not a pussy, i'm a rabbit. then why are you holding that axe? because i am a rabbit who don't give a fuck. fuck you and fuck easter.  :(

god by mightyhealthy 8-17-08

so, god. what's it like being god? it's nice. probably the same as being a ceo. the greatness of having wealth, happyiness, power and stock options? haha, those are good. but no. i meant it's nice not being a faggot.

i don't understand the first one the second one has too many words i didn't read it the third on i like

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I liked mighty healthy.

They were okay, potential spotted, Jesus Christ was the best one.

Keep going.

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It's grime time.

mighty funny and god were pretty good.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

thanks guys!

the scene of the murder by mightyhealthy 8-18-08

Hey, you happen to see anything funny going on here last night? Yea, I saw Jerry Seinfeld and he was all like "What's the deal with airline food?" Very funny, wise guy ... and then he stabbed my brother to death. He truly is a talented comedian.