Or maybe not. Whateva nigga.

Vrooom vrooom vrooom!!! by CrustyPussyBlood 5-19-08

Ooo...a hitchhiker! Aaaaarrrrrggghh!!! Skyyyy rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! Driving is fun!

Fucking Ducklings by CrustyPussyBlood 5-18-08

Let's go out back and pack for the madcap quack attack. I like packing snacks and stacking tacks. My friend Jack likes shooting smack. My cousin Zack smokes lots of crack. My friend Mac rides a yak. Would you like to suck my sack? Your sack is black. I do not like to suck black sack. Looks like you'll just have to whack.

Merry Christmas!

I'm Rudolph. May I join you in your reindeer games? Fuck you holmes. We don't like your kind around here. Get lost esay, before I cut you.

by CrustyPussyBlood, 5-02-08

Cunt Mouth Meets "Dog" by CrustyPussyBlood 6-02-08

Hey faggot! Aren't you that racist cop guy from TV? I AM THE DOG! THE BIG BAD DOG! Shut up and look at my cunt shaped mouth. I AM THE DOG! THE BIG BAD DOG! PUSSY FART POWERS ACTIVATE!

Babies Blow by CrustyPussyBlood 5-17-08

*Sniff sniff* Did you just shit yourself? You are a digusting excuse for a human being and I want you out of my house now. Goo.

[Click to view comic: 'Misunderstanding']

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[Click to view comic: 'How Fucking Humurous']

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[Click to view comic: 'Empty Nest Was A Great Show']

too vulgar i can't take it!!!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

To me I only liked the duck one. You used some great rhyming words that seemed to make incredibly hilarious. When I first read it I laughed like crazy. When I read it just now I still thought it was incredibly hilarious.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Cunt Mouth is gold. Cunt Mouth stays.

Cunt Mouth-The Babysitting Chronicles 1 by CrustyPussyBlood 9-06-08

Hey faggot! You wanted to talk to me? Yeah, would you mind babysitting Todd Friday night? What's in it for me cum breath? I'll pay you twenty bucks plus three popsicles out of the fridge. I...I don't eat popsicles. Does this have something to do with your cunt-shaped mouth?

Cunt Mouth-The Babysitting Chronicles 2 by CrustyPussyBlood 9-06-08

Hey faggot! I'm watching you tonight, so get your thumb out of your ass and tell me where the booze is. Mommy says your my "tonight friend"! Eh...I don't know about that. What do you want to do first? We could play video games or we could color or we could build models... Why don't you go outside and stand in the middle of the road for a while? Uncle Jerry went to jail for being my "tonight friend" once.

Cunt Mouth-The Babysitting Chronicles 3 by CrustyPussyBlood 9-06-08

Beer beer beer... What're ya doing? Listen faggot, why don't you go play with your computer or something? Mommy says I'm not allowed to use the computer without adult superstition. Hahaha! You said superstition instead of supervision. That's funny because you're dumb! Once when I was sleeping, Uncle Jerry put his weiner in my mouth and took a picture.

Cunt Mouth The Babysitting Chronicles 4 by CrustyPussyBlood 9-06-08

What the fuck do you want?! Go away! I want to go on the intranet. Then fucking go you waste of cum! You have to make sure I'm not talking to strangers. You know Todd, strangers are just friends you haven't met yet. That's what Uncle Jerry said about "The Gimp".

Cunt Mouth-The Babysitting Chronicles 5 by CrustyPussyBlood 9-06-08

Hey faggot! You eat here too? Hey Cunt Mouth. I like the green shi-Hey! You're supposed to be babysitting! Where's Todd?! Don't worry he's on his little computer. I'm sure it'll keep him busy. What the fuck?! I think he's talking to somebody calling themselves "TrannyDan69". Sounds like a fun guy.

[Click to view comic: 'Cunt Mouth-The Babysitting Chronicles 6']

[Click to view comic: 'Cunt Mouth-The Babysitting Chronicles 7']

[Click to view comic: 'Cunt Mouth-The Babysitting Chronicles-8']

[Click to view comic: 'Cunt Mouth-The Babysitting Chronicles Part 2-1']

More awesomeness from me:

Female Ejaculation by CrustyPussyBlood 9-21-08

Is it weird that I don't have the ability to squirt? I've never had sex without cumming. Liar. I'm not lying. You can ask my boyfriend. Lisa said you wanted to see me?

Fucking Dinosaurs by CrustyPussyBlood 5-20-08

*Grunt grunt grunt* *Pant pant pant* Mmm...yeah... Ooohhh... I GONNA CUM!!! AAAAARRRRHHH!!!

Slam Me With A Strap-on And Call Me Sally!!! by CrustyPussyBlood 6-13-08

Sometimes when I'm bored I pretend I'm a little black girl. My name is Betty when I'm a little black girl. I like little black girls.

Dildos by CrustyPussyBlood 5-25-08

Ooohhh...he's going to put it in his mouth! Shut up! Ooohhh...he's goint to do it! Suck it! Suck it!

Vaginal Blood Fart by CrustyPussyBlood 7-06-08

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The dildos:

Shitty People by CrustyPussyBlood 11-02-08

I don't understand your schtick. yay! Another Pre-teen Loser! Out of the hate machine and into the comic maker. Female ejaculation is the story of my life. I wish *sighs* your username makes every cell in my body cringe

The cool people:

Cool People by CrustyPussyBlood 11-02-08

anyone who didnt rate him good is going to hell Well I like 'em. Thank you, those who have a sense of humor.

Cunt Mouth's Stand-up Spectacular by CrustyPussyBlood 9-29-08

Hey faggots! Look at my cunt-shaped mouth! If you don't laugh I'm going to piss on you from my face.

Fun With Schizophrenia by CrustyPussyBlood 9-21-08

Don't touch my fucking suitcase, you goddamn son of a bitch.

You Know What They Say About Flies by CrustyPussyBlood 11-25-08

Hey baby, can I buy you a drink? What the fuck? I'm a gigantic talking fly. Care to dance? I'm going to have to reject your advances but tell me: out of all the women in this bar, why did you pick me? I don't know. I guess because you look like shit.

Fucko The Shitty Clown by CrustyPussyBlood 11-27-08

Hi kids, I'm Fucko The Shitty Clown! And I'm Piss Tits, Fucko's cunty sidekick. Hey Piss Tits, I'm really happy today! What do we do when we're really happy? Gee, I don't know Fucko. WE CUT OURSELVES!!! YAAAYYYYYYY!!!

My Holiday Special by CrustyPussyBlood 12-12-08

Eat shit you fucking whore. Maturbate with kerosene you miserable cunt bag. Shove broken glass up your rectum you distended dildo licker. Fellate an AIDS patient you atrocious waste of semen. Have a stroke during anal intercourse you retarded piss stain. Merry Christmas and a happy new year!!!