I by faggot 8-10-08

Did you know that 33.2 million people are living with aids worldwide? It's actually considered a pandemic. Even more sad, the majority of AIDS related deaths happen in Africa, where the people can't get the treatments they need. Well maybe if Africans would stop fucking so much our problems would be solved.

II by faggot 8-10-08

My dad passed away last night. I got pretty emotional while I saw him go....The last thing he said to me was "I'll be right here" and he put his hand on my heart. What, does your dad think he's fuckin' ET or some shit? He's a fuckin' faggot dude.

III by faggot 8-10-08

Did you watch that thing about child molestation on TV last night? No, why? I just heard they got some really good pictures of me in there.

IV by faggot 9-12-08

'Sup. The sky. What the fuck is that supposed to mean? I don't know, the sky is up? Like above us? What the fuck are you, some kind of a comedian? Am I funny?

V by faggot 9-12-08

Hey motherfucker. Why do I hang out with you? All you do is abuse me and swear excessively at me. Because our moms used to hang out when we were 6. Fuckin' hate you bro.

rate funny on a scale of 1-10

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II: 8

III: 4

IV:7

V: 2

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II. 10

III. 7

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V: 2

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