New series. Not the best but whatever.

 

The Adventure of THE HUMAN CHICKEN by Tterb 9-14-08

Someone Help! They stole all the money and got away! No problem young lad. I lay the egg of justice, I peck at the face of evil, I cluck during the darkest of nights for I am The Human Chicken.

The Adventure of THE HUMAN CHICKEN 2 by Tterb 9-14-08

**Cough**

The Adventure of THE HUMAN CHICKEN 3 by Tterb 9-14-08

Sir, is there a problem? I'm the manager here. No problem fine citizen. I keep the coop clean from evil, I hatch good and right, I have sex with roosters for I am the Human Chicken.

The Adventure of THE HUMAN CHICKEN 4 by Tterb 9-14-08

Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. I'm the security guard Have no fear fellow justice lover. I can have my head ripped off and still move for alittle while. Eggs come out off my asshole agaisnt the will of wrong doers. For I am The Human Chicken.

not done yet.

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horray for life. boo.

Tterb

good news

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Batman created by Bob Kane

amazing

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asssss

Thanks for the nice comments. I'll try and make more soon but there aren't many things chickens do so its hard to come up with ideas.

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horray for life. boo.

Not a part of this series but figured I would throw it in here instead of starting a new thread. Hope you enjoy.

Point of View From Fat Woman having Threesome with Midgets. by Tterb 9-21-08

Would you like to start, good sir? No, my friend you may begin.

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horray for life. boo.

I love you but I'm not in love with you.... I hope we can still be friends... its not you it's me... I mean here's another comic.

Where are They Now: Tootsie Blow Pop Cast by Tterb 9-21-08

Mr. Owl, How many licks does it take to get the center of a Tootsie Blow Pop? Denis, I dont do that anymore. I have a family now... But Mr. Owl remeber the good old days. Come on just one more time. God Damnit Denis! I don't do The Blow anymore. Get the hell out of here!

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horray for life. boo.

These Comics are....AWESOME Plse Check mine out under Cherry Bomb

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what doesn't kill you will still hurt like a motherfucker.

Little Problems Can Always be Fixed with a Cold One by Tterb 9-23-08

This new Bluetooth Headset is amazing Bill. Thanks for telling me about it. No problem Drew, I'm actually right near your house maybe we can run out and go get a beer or something Yea sure, a beer sounds....Oh my God! What the fuck happened to my wall!? Yup, that's broke all right. So, how about that beer now?

 

Time Travel. by Tterb 9-24-08

What's going on!? What are You?! Where am I?! We are in a vertex, I am from the future. I am here to help your planet but we must hurry and get out of the vertex for my suit witch brought us both here us... Then stop exampling what's going on and get us out of this vertex! Uses so much energy that it can set off a nuclear explosion at any time killing everyone and everything on your planet other then you and I... Looks like I have all the time in the world now to example why we were not killed during the vertex explosion...

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horray for life. boo.

Bathroom Jokes by Tterb 9-24-08

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey buddy.. I was wondering if maybe you could throw me over a few squares of toilet paper? I used the last of it up.. The shit was that big that you had to use the rest of the paper on your ass? Haha I'm only joking, sure you can have some. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Actaully no.. I didn't even take I shit. I was jerking off to the sound of you taking a shit and I came all over my pants... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...So how about that toilet paper?

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horray for life. boo.