Here's my first try at this little gig.

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/Bonesta1/

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I live i breath and i tell you: stuff you.

Good use of the art.  Add some funny and you're golden.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Here's my second try.

I don't like you at- uhh what was the line again. by Bonesta1 9-22-08

Hi. Can you help me re-shingle the roof? No . Oooh why not? Cos I don't like you at ALLI Oh yeah well I'm sick of you saying that you don't liek ame AT ALL.

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I live i breath and i tell you: stuff you.

Now you're down to merely appropriate use of the art.  And you still need some kind of, I don't know... jokes or something.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Here's the others.

The guy who was scared of a bee by Bonesta1 9-22-08

AHHH A BEE Bee quiet I'm not going to hurt you. What you can talk. Of course I can talk. Can all animals talk. Yes in fact I'm going to STING YOU HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

The HERO that wasn't a HERO by Bonesta1 9-23-08

And a differant hero saves the day.God damn it I SHOULDA BEEN THE ONE WHO SAVES THE DAY. NOT THAT IT MATTERS.

The guy that loved saying HAPPY and was an idiot! by Bonesta1 9-23-08

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT HAha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha [snort] WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT. WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The elephant that was RUDE. by Bonesta1 9-23-08

Your going to be arrested. But I'm so big I can't possibly fit in there Yes we can we will tie you at the top of the car. AHHHHHHHH.WILD ELEPHANT ON THE RUN.I'M GOING TO JAIL. I was just joking,can't you take 1 little joke. (laughs) WHY YOU LITTLE.FIRST I'LL GET A SKUNK AND CARVE ITS FRONT PART ON YOUR FACE!

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I live i breath and i tell you: stuff you.

just awful

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OI LEAVE MY CUZ ALONE

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

The Hero one wasn't all that bad.  The rest were all that bad.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I liked where "The guy who was scared of a bee" was going.  It would've been great if the wording in the last panel weren't so muddled.  The hero one was pretty good, too.

Alas, the rest were, indeed, various degress of terrible.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

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I live i breath and i tell you: stuff you.

Call of the Wild-Eyed by Zaster 2-20-05

Listen to the loons calling from across the lake, Maura! Isn't it romantic? Jesus is returning in a UFO! Spiders! Spiders everywhere get 'em off me! No, not particularly.

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I live i breath and i tell you: stuff you.

this is supposed to confuse you by Bonesta1 9-30-08

so meet me at your lab because i feel really sick....deal to my calculations and I say....deal! WHAT DO YOU MEAN MALE. follow me what are you talking about that i'm talking about that about everyones talking about well don't pull that trick on me.OK. (mutters)

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I live i breath and i tell you: stuff you.

this is supposed to confuse you-episode 1 by Bonesta1 10-01-08

wHAT DO YOU WANT. pull mine. This isn't your lab is it. because the hero is coming right now why did you do that ITS MAIL MAIL MAIL MAIL.NOT MALE MALE MALE MALE

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I live i breath and i tell you: stuff you.

this is supposed to confuse you-episode 2 by Bonesta1 10-01-08

Hello I'm the devil! But i'm too young to be a cop. I feel dizzy now that you've said that No you pull mine.OKAYWhy won't you pull mine. (cries) Don't copy I'm the boss go and do your job NOW because my bottum was saw and i wanted to burn it

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I live i breath and i tell you: stuff you.

this is supposed to confuse you-episode season 3 begins by Bonesta1 10-01-08

hello I'm the devil! How are you. great because i'm the devil. you are well i'm not scared What about now,RRRRRAAAAA AHHHHHHHHHH

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I live i breath and i tell you: stuff you.