Almost There. by Tterb 9-28-08

Honey, I think I heard something coming from down stairs. But... We were about to... Fine I'll go check. Cock Block...

Office Critters by Tterb 9-28-08

Office Critters! They are cute, cuddly and do paper work they are the Office Critters! In today's episode we learn how to work with others with the Office Critters! That paper work was the biggest load of shit I have seen in a long time...

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Average Gary:

 

Average Gary: Practices Some of His Old Moves in Bed. by Tterb 10-01-08

Done... What's that face for?

Average Gary: At work by Tterb 10-01-08

So Gary about that report yo give me.. ...Yes? I found it to be..okay. Thumbs up. Thanks sir, but I should be getting back to work. Did you hear that Gary. He gave you an okay... But that's not good enough. The others laugh at you Gary.. They laugh all the time.

Average Gary: At the store. by Tterb 10-01-08

Sorry sir, but the sale on red ties and plain white dress shirts ended yesterday... Don't worry Gary.. It's fine we'll just pay the other three dollars.. No we won't. Take the ties and shirts for free, Gary. It's the right thing to do... Sir? So how much do I own you?

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horray for life. boo.

Average Gary: At home by Tterb 10-01-08

Why do we still put up with their shit Gary? Yes.. why do we...? We all are tired of this life Gary... make it better. Oh and there isn't any cheese or milk left pick some more up later... We do need milk... oh ya and we are tired of the way we are treated...

Average Gary: Painting the Town Red by Tterb 10-01-08

So what's your name buddy? Hey Gary it's a female and she seems nice.. A bitch hasn't talked to you since 1998..Be nice.. Don't fuck this up! We better fuck the shit out of her Gary...

Average Gary: Painting the Town Red Continued by Tterb 10-01-08

It's Gary..

 

not done yet.

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horray for life. boo.