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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Massengil launched its biggest ad campaign yet.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

"Hey look!  It's Robin Williams' career!"

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I has a flavor!

Bob never ended up buying the elephant.

Sure there was lots of room in the trunk but the rear of the animal smelled like it was burning oil or something...

"I'm still not convinced I like one of the presidential candidates.  Let's try putting my head up my own ass. That works for most of the country."

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

That picture was after he got promoted.  He started out with rhinos:

(the rest of the series is here, you sick zoologic fucks) 

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

the Animal Liberation Front teaches Richard Gere that payback's a sonuvabich

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what if nigger meant kite

Worst scavenger hunt ever.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

impacted crap satchel extractor

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obscenity filter is off

Dave thought getting eaten by the rampaging elephant was bad, but then...

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

"When will I ever get my turn?" thought Ahmed the frustrated  head-up-the-elephant's-ass-sticker-upper apprentice...

"You have to work up to this," said the man from within the elephant's colon; "if you want to get to this level you must put on the furry gloves and start as an elephant clitorus massager and advance up the ladder."

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

Chich in bar:  So, what do you do?

Guy who smells like elephant shit:  I'm in showbusiness.

For many a fetish elephant, hamsters were just way too small.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

"well there's your problem"