Here's the link to Volume 1 in case you missed it.

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Victims of 9/11 part 13 by Creature_From_Beyond 10-09-08

January 19, 2002 E.A.P. Talent Agency All praise be to Allah! We will begin by raining fire down upon the cities of the Great Satan! The children will choke on the ashes of their parents! ... We will bathe in the blood of our enemies and purify this world with cleansing flame in the name of Allah and his prophet Muhammad! Get the fuck out of my office! The Aristocrats!

 

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You should be called Mr. Funny! [u]That sounded gay. Let me rephrase that: You should be called Sir Funnyguy. Wait, Wait I got this...................................[/u]

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

oh no you DIDN'T

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It has been intirely too long since I posted here.

Victims of 9/11 part 14 by Creature_From_Beyond 3-16-09

9:31 AM March 3, 2009 Los Angeles Hey, did you know that Seth MacFarlane missed being on one of the hijacked 9/11 planes because he had a hangover? That means we could have avoided American Dad entirely?!?! Damn! I never even thought of that. This reminds me of the time I roofied some chick and she woke up before I had a chance to brutally murder her and make a sexy suit out of her skin... Why does my head hurt? And why am I in this cave?! And where the hell are my clothes?!?! Uh, it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again?

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I've been staring at this last comic for a few days now and it just occured to me that the best he could hope for is a pair of gloves or some underwear.

 We need some fat female toons so my comics are more accurate! 

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Fat female toons? Isn't there enough misogyny around this joint without having fat female toons to take it out on?

I mean -- submit some art and maybe Brad will add it to the pile.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Here you go...

Victims of 9/11 part 15 by Creature_From_Beyond 12-14-09

9:37 AM October 7,2001 Afghanistan What... 12:01 AM March 20, 2003 Iraq ...the... The Near Future in a Major U.S. City FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU CCCCCCCCCC KKKKKKKKK!

 

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Victims of 9/11 part 16 by Creature_From_Beyond 4-30-10

8:50 AM September 11, 2001 Heaven? Wait, if you're Jesus then...is this some kind of ironic hell? You're god damn right it is. Now get on your knees and start jugglin' deez nutz! uh... Just kidding. Normally your ass would be roasting, but Dad's been kind of like 'Fuck it' lately. ... And by lately, I mean for like 800 years.

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Victims of 9/11 part 17 by Creature_From_Beyond 5-01-10

Heaven So I was like, 'Do you TRIPLE-DOG dare me?' And? 11:28 AM December 12, 2000 In what will surely be hailed as one of its most controversial decisions, the Supreme Court issued its ruling today in the hotly contested Bush v. Gore case... 9:05 AM September 11, 2001 Florida Mr. President, I'm getting reports that a second commercial airliner has crashed into the World Trade Center. But they ain't done with the story yet. I gotta know what happens to that dang goat!

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I totally lol'd :)

boloboffin wrote:

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Fat female toons? Isn't there enough misogyny around this joint without having fat female toons to take it out on?

I mean -- submit some art and maybe Brad will add it to the pile.

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Victims of 9/11 part 18 by Creature_From_Beyond 7-12-10

8:40 AM September 11, 2001 WTC 1 Listen up cubicle zombies! A genie came to my apartment last night and offered me three wishes. I am now the richest person on Earth; a sexual tyranosaur; and way more interesting than that guy from the Dos Equis commercials. I wasn't even going to come in today but then I thought, "What the hell is the point of being awesome if you can't shove it in other people's faces?"

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Victims of 9/11 part 19 by Creature_From_Beyond 7-14-10

10:58 AM March 16, 2000 Burbank, CA Osama! What is up my man? Chris Carter?! You old dog, how are you? X-Files going well? Yes, actually. But here's the thing. I'm trying to write the pilot for a spin-off series called "The Lone Gunmen," and I am having the WORST writers block. Writers block, huh? What if the guys were accused of a crime they didn't commit and had to break into CIA headquarters to steal a NOC list which they would then use to prove their innocence? That's the plot to Mission Impossible! Fuck it, I'm going with my first idea; have them stop a hijacked plane from crashing into the World Trade Center right at the last minute. That's a stupid idea. Gotta go!

Wikipedia "Lone Gunmen" if you don't believe me.  I remember watching that episode.

Years later my brain randomly reminded me of it and my mind was sufficiently blown.

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It's the FUTURE...future...future

Victims of 9/11 part 20 by Creature_From_Beyond 10-03-10

September 11, 3001 00100101101 a.m. Everyone knows Bill Gates died for our bugs. His return was foretold in the Windows 32 tech manual. It's all right there on page 932. Upgrade now. I don't give a damn about your religion, just stop manipulating our software and hacking our networks! Noob, our software was handed down from the great Microsoft overlords. Your sad devotion to open source has not helped you conjure up enough users to fill a private room at a Denny's. How dare you! Linus Torvalds was a great man who created a flexible and open environment free to all. ROFLCOPPTER!!!! Son-of-a-bitch. We'll see who's laughing after I crash your twin server towers!

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You damn dirty apes!

Victims of 9/11 part 21 by Creature_From_Beyond 10-07-10

5:45 PM July 4, 2000 The Moon Our arrival is imminent. Explain again how you plan to bring down humanity in only 50 years. Osama is on board. The towers come down next year. Then, in a fit of reactionary paranoia, the U.S. will find excuses to kill or conquer their "enemies." ...which is pretty much everyone. Exactly! The Americans will inevitably fuck the planet up. By the time your ships arrive there won't be anyone left to put up a fight. You'll be colonizers, not conquerers. Excellent! Once we are in control you may have anything you desire. Look, all I want is some land for my people, a beach house in the Hamptons, and the head of that fucking statue in my backyard!

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Really wonderful stuff you got here!  Have you thought about doing a spin off series like victims of Pearl Harbor or Texas Tech or something equally hilarious??