So here's the deal. Every once in a while I hop on this forum and showcase my latest retarded ongoing 50 episode serial comic.

This time I came up with a concept that totally gives me a boner, but it's so entrenched in my own sense of humour and love of absurdism that I don't even know if anybody else can even understand it. It is pretentious, portentous, tugid, uh, all the things late 70s music journalists liked to call prog rock. I am commited to it regardless, but it'd be nice to know if it really is just masturbation in your face, or if maybe I'm arrogant for assuming people won't get the references.

So anyway, here's the first batch.

Neonigaluk 1: Harmsway alack in foreboding by 0401040 10-08-08

I am aware of ownership of animal, I offer it. Oh dearest felis, son of Winchester McAdams, return thee in immediance to abodings. I acquired animal earlier in an unspecified incident. How canst I reimburse all of the multimonogonous divisions of Winter's scaled lake? It is alright ostrich, I am unrequiring of any acquiescence as I used animal in aiding an orgasm and I apologise. Exclamity!

Neonigaluk 2: I love eighties postmodern disco dancing by 0401040 10-08-08

Olaf and his mechanical children lay beneath the cold dark son of his crumbled empire. Ten cursed nails upon his head. Vormand, his eyelids in urine! No, I hailed in his direction, that is not a systematic approach to the boat that sank. Shit! Run!

Neonigaluk 3: This is the device by 0401040 10-08-08

I arrived and am ill equipped. An improvement. Except it is out of order apparently.

Neonigaluk 4: Hail stomach foot by 0401040 10-08-08

I am enquiring about enlisting assistance. Any interest? Expedience is obviously intended. I am a fucking snail. I advocate equal opportunities including invertebrates.

Neonigaluk 5: I never before ate horse hair and it is tasty by 0401040 10-08-08

Great dings Hugh my man. An alien? I am excited. Expaint me the pixtures bro. An inflammable object is alight and audience immolation is imminent. Alloo me. Okay.

[Click to view comic: 'Neonigaluk 6: Eye pours the mirror clear']

[Click to view comic: 'Neonigaluk 7: Strange plays run forever']

[Click to view comic: 'Neonigaluk 8: Storage of money as chemicals']

[Click to view comic: 'Neonigaluk 9: Another unrequited affection']

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Good feces,

Please continue...

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Kill Whitey.

Neonigaluk 10: Talking about deformed ghosts arriving in ufo by 0401040 10-10-08

Vah! The environ is unpleasantly solidifying the grim aesthesis of self-imaged ocularities. Well, I have no opinion about that. Cavernous reverberants inceasingly cephalalgic. This is the powerful pulsing of love in the vein. But (oh! my slung vertebrae) it aches to the very core of my queer resplendence. Honey, take me dancing.

Neonigaluk 11: All that glitter all winter by 0401040 10-10-08

I am at an impasse and an adequate explanation is impossible.

Neonigaluk 12: Caught in a blizzard of a diabolical star war by 0401040 10-10-08

11011111 00110110 10010101 01001011 10010101 01101011. Boop. 11011111 00110111. Beep beep boop. 11110101 00110110 11111100! Beep boop, beep beep boop.

Neonigaluk 13: With an electromagnetically compatible radish by 0401040 10-10-08

I'm playing California Games baby, all night long! And it's making me hot! California Games on the Master System console, yes!

Yeah, this batch is worse.

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Neonigaluk 18: Penguins in boarding school movies forever by 0401040 10-13-08

Cease your motions mud-coloured man, thy salvation calls forth. Excuse me? What did you call me? And the syringe let cut. OW MOTHERFUCKER! Ultimate articulations of supremacy, a-hee-hum-ho-har-har! Shit, you finally mastered the primitivism-regressionism serem? Word to your fat mother.

Neonigaluk 19: Wight supremacists versus the negromancers by 0401040 10-15-08

This banana is mad dope homie. Personal notage; Pleasuring tastes an unforseen benefit of the retrovolved tongue. It's totally got, like, mad phat flavours and shit. Taste is perception, dear primapeman. I did not expect such a variation in perception between two different members of the Great Ape family. You have mad skillz, dawg. Personal notage: linguistic acuity implies a crainial enhancement side-effect of afrogression.

Neonigaluk 31: But that's a whole other basket of cows by 0401040 1-17-09

So, I was walking home one day when I heard a noise that was both out-of-time and out-of-place, and as such was rather disturbing to a quiet fellow such as myself. It was the sound of a wooly mammoth, though of course I naturally assumed it was a regular elephant, but upon turning to view the vast beast, I was surprised to find it indeed a mammoth. Ooga booga. Quiet here, I'm trying to tell a story.

Neonigaluk 36: Will not see her for seventeen years by 0401040 1-29-09

I love you Brian, I can't live without you. Woah... watch what you're saying there buddy. People might think we're one of them "homo-sexual" couples. Oh Brian, there's nobody around... Fair enough. So let's go do the thing over there in that bush already. I can't believe there are jews living in our neighbourhood! It makes me SICK to my STOMACH!

This series has its ups and downs I feel. Mainly downs.

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This is brilliant. Please make more to appease the gods.

There's twelve to go sir, and then onto Phase 3.2, which will likely be more conventional.

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neonigaluk 8 through 9 are epic

Well I'm glad you liked them, they are two of my favourites too.

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Neonigaluk 35: For a long time without george and gracie by 0401040 1-29-09

this is my home, my home and i want You talk upon the many things that you have and smile from day to day. No-one has ever seen any of these and your smiles just fade away. you to leave right now or else i might Someone keeps shouting "Now I wanna know!" and I can't help singing this song. When they tell me that the Devil is a gentleman too, I know I can't go wrong. get a little sad and weep into a pillow. What? FUCKEN DIE!!

Neonigaluk 25: Such an alpacas desires to be born by 0401040 1-04-09

I am one aghast fish.

Neonigaluk 33: California without marlon brando's eyes by 0401040 1-18-09

Neonigaluk 14: The honour was oil mine by 0401040 10-11-08

I am Captain Justice and this is my town. Razumem te kapetan pravosodje, moj poraz je nemogoče, ker jaz sem človek Žrtvovanje! Get out of my town because this is my town and I don't want you in my town evil-doer. Bom gorijo sam za vsebnost pepela, in se vrniti kot Feniks! Fuck you, I am Captain Justice. Jaz jih ni mogoče premagati prekleti Vino!

Neonigaluk 15: The pathetic beget the apathetic by 0401040 10-11-08

If I apply appropriate actions, an unfortunate event is avoided. Oh, apparently I am unnecessary. Again. Da, şi de fiecare dată când mă întorc de la meu în flăcări de stat, am schimba limbile ... De asemenea, urasc pe Steve Hogarth totdeauna.

[Click to view comic: 'Neonigaluk 16: Haemoglobin is the keystone of a flesh-bridge']

Some of the post-modern/not-funny/hard-to-explain-or-justify ones .

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I really respect your hardwork and dedication. Your niche is your own and you wear it well. I consider you a strong ally against the others.