for this contest, the characters in your comic can see the title of the comic. play around with it in weird, wacky, and wild ways. do NOT play around with it in ways that don't begin with w

Guy in red shirt goes home with a transvestite in 3rd panel by mandingo 11-14-08

ha! Guy in red shirt goes home with a transvestite in 3rd panel yeah hate to be you and he's like "hate to be red-green colorblind." lame comeback, huh? shut up and suck superclit again

i'll judge on saturday the 22nd. no old comics, no photoshop. good luck, have fun

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what if nigger meant kite

There's a Monster at the End of this Strip by christopher7murphy 11-14-08

...and then....Wait! ....Can you read that? "There's a MONSTER at the end of this strip!!!!" Ohh....That? Don't worry...it all ends well. But there's...a... MONSTER..at the ....END of this strip! And I say it all ends well. You're gonna feel so silly! You'll see. Hey...We're at the end of the strip... and all IS well. WE are the monsters at the end of the strip. Now what? Now.... I'm pulling out my dick.

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

I hope I'm going by the rules.

Jack Sucks by Beeko180 11-14-08

HA! What?

One of you has to kiss the other, what do you say? by Beeko180 11-14-08

I will.

What will they think of next? by Beeko180 11-14-08

hrmmmm Well the worst thing they could think of was you.

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Where's the bull? by Beeko180 11-15-08

Damn straight! Where is he?! Toro! And now for my next trick. I will force my horns into this matador's gut causing him to vomit while screaming in pain due to having a collapsed lung and a broken back. You forgot to say abracadabra. I'm the bull, The only bull.

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 This is a great competition idea!

What would you look like upside down? by Beeko180 11-15-08

Well for one thing, you're face wouldn't look to good. Neither would your hair too.

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CC#407: On our stage in one minute: Man-rape! by themushroom 11-16-08

I'm outta here! Gotta go! *click* *slam* .................................... *click* Helloooo?

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

Who opened my Potato chips?! by Beeko180 11-16-08

The Evidence: This opened packet of Potato Chips *munch* *munch* *gulp* It was Frank.

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CC 407: Obama will win by TheGovernor 11-16-08

A few months Back, Republican Convention Ahh Screw this then, Im going to give the Vice President nomination to the next person who walks through that door Hi Senator McCain is this the way to the Lipstick Hockey Moms Fundermentalist Christian, Gun-Toting, pro-life, 'We hate the poor, gays, arabs, and the evolution therory Club' ? God Dammit

This Man Considers Her His Trophy Wife by choadwarrior 11-16-08

It is true what that says? You think I'm a trophy wife? Yes, dear. When we first got married, all the guys were jealous of the hot piece of ass I scored. Now you look like your beastly head should be mounted over a fireplace.

RCL no. 1915 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-16-08

RCLNO.1204? No! RCLNO.1683? Wrong, wrong WRONG! Then, what F-ing part number did you want me to order, TOBOR? LOOK AT THE GODDAMN TITLE, YOU DUMB BLONDE!!

(yeah, I know this comic sucks.  but, it's the best I could come up with to fit the contest rules)

Don't Fear the Goblin in the Restroom by AccentuateNegative 11-16-08

Whoa, did you read that about the goblin in the restroom? You're going to love the goblin in the restroom. I am? Gobble, gobble, gobble. The man knows his goblin.

CC407: This Comic Came Out of Hitler's Ass by biped 11-16-08

"HITLER'S ASS"??? Yep. He just ate a bunch of Sunday funnies, and shit a series of comics. And here we are. Mommy...we came out of Hitler's ass. Ha ha, that's sweet. Now hurry and wash up, it's almost time for HITLER'S ASS??? WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?! Doctor, my...my Sally thinks...that we all came out of...(sniff)... H-Hitler's ass. You should pay more attention to the titles, Mrs. Flonase. We did come out of Hitler's ass. That'll be $95.

CC407: Night of the Living Dead by biped 11-16-08

Shit...shit, shit, SHIT. What time is it? Six o'clock. Fuck...fuck, fuck, FUCK. I don't want it to be night time. I don't want LIVING DEAD coming after me. Why, you selfish CUNT! What about ME? I don't want that, either. Stupid comic with stupid, accurate title! Stupid literal- minded, no-sense- of-irony biped!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Cowboy Physics by boloboffin 11-16-08

So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, ha! So that's what the fuck we're talking about.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

What is the picture in the first panel a close up of? by Beeko180 11-17-08

The zipper on my jeans? YOU ARE CORRECT!

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Groovy! - This French-looking guy sucks donkey dicks! by edoggydog 11-17-08

Groovy! What?

Groovy! - Gabe gets nailed in the nuts...AGAIN! by edoggydog 11-17-08

Okay. For your first lesson, I'm going to show you how to defend yourself against someone coming up from behind... Groovy! You can attack me any way you want. I mean, ANY WAY. Any way? =========== WHAM! ========== I DIDN'T MEAN YOU COULD KICK ME IN MY FUCKING NUTS! Ow! Ow! Ow! Anyway...

This man will die from untreated Sodoku fever by lukket 11-18-08

That's ridiculous. I've way past my addiction. It was just a fad, and I'm over it. Later... *cough* Arghh.... *sigh* Steve was a good man, but he never understood the subtle but important difference between Sudoku and Sodoku.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

 :) I love this contest idea!

The Speech Is Over, Please Continue The Conference. by Beeko180 11-19-08

I still think we should have butter on those sandwiches.

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I enter a tribute to RedFeatheR into this competition

A Tribute to RedfeatheR by Beeko180 11-19-08

As the title says this is a tribute to RedfeatheR. Hope you like it. --beeko180 I hate your guts. I wish I had a tractor so I could roll you into a little tiny ball. Then pump you full of helium and squeeze you so hard that you fart and you go back to normal shape. Then I will rip your guts out and feed them to my flesh eating dog. I shall then make him poop them out so that your innards are contained in a large dab of poo. I will then burn it and watch it burn. Your girlfriend, Frank.

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CC407: You're Gonna Die Up There by biped 11-19-08

Yikes! What an awful name for a comic! Oh, I like it. It saves me the trouble of saying it myself. (tinkle)

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CC #407: Sally sees a giant penis on TV and wants one by themushroom 11-20-08

Hey, kid, you know what this is? Yes, actually, so if you'll pardon me I need to step into the next room... Hey Mom! Guess what? I was just about to come turn off the TV when I saw that title... shit, too late. I suppose this is your cue, Dad. Okay, Sally, but please... look but don't touch!

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

Anybody willing to participate in this comic is an idiot by lukket 11-20-08

Wait whut?

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I got bored so I'm back online:

The Stoned Penguin Show by Beeko180 11-21-08

Di' tha' title just say I'm- Hi fffffatty! Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!! Talking Shoe!

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Lie about today but learn about tommorrow children. by Beeko180 11-21-08

gotta go sam! What's that title say?.............. oh no! Alright sam! I've got you cornered. Take out your textbook and flip to page 490. Not a chance fatty!