Hello. Hi. YO. I joined her a while back and now I think it's time to post all my comics so far. Enjoy!

Tee Hee Shirt by vagrancy 12-03-08

I met a guy yesterday and his shirt said something funny. What did it say? It said, "I give hugs not drugs." That's pretty clever. He also asked for my number and wanted to know if I was free this weekend. Maybe his shirt should've said, "I smoke cocks, not rocks."

Minor Influences by vagrancy 12-03-08

Yesterday I decided to become abstinent. Wow. That's going to take a lot of patience and masturbation. Yes. I even bought this fancy abstinence ring to show my dedication. What could have possibly influenced you to become abstinent? It's a personal choice. Kind of something I've been meaning to do for awhile. Do I hear the Jonas Brothers playing?

Ex Marks The Spot by vagrancy 12-04-08

What are you writing down? I'm getting back into writing poetry. That's good. Got any topics to write about? I have one in my head but I really want to stay away from sounding emo. It's such a cliche. Well, what's your topic? My ex-girlfriend.

Don't Cha Know? by vagrancy 12-07-08

Do you know what's good? What's good? Smoking a cigarette after you've had sex with a girl. Do you even know what's better? What's better? The look on your face when I tell you it was your sister.

Little Things by vagrancy 12-07-08

So how did your date go last night? It went very well. Cool. How is she like? She's really sweet, good taste in music, well educated, and has a secure job. But there was one thing that put her over the top... Can you believe I once swallowed two twinkies whole at the same time?

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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

All comments/opinions/rants/raves/death threats/sexy notes/sexy death threats are welcomed. Thanks to those who have rated and commented me already.

 

Sucking It Up by vagrancy 12-09-08

What are you doing? I'm... online... doing things. Oh my gosh. Are you wasting money online again? I know I spend my money on frivolous things but this time it's money well spent. Oh really? What is it this time? I donated to a website called www.stripcreator.com

T And U by vagrancy 12-10-08

GOD BABY. I FUCKING LOVE YOUR TITS. THEY ARE SO FUCKING ROUND AND PERKY. I... uhh... I FUCKING LOVE SQUEEZING AND TUGGING ON THEM. I FUCKING LOVE LICKING AND SUCKING ON THEM. SO FUCKING JUICY AND TASTY. I wonder what his deal is... Children, let's learn how to milk a cow!

Columns A & B by vagrancy 12-11-08

Well, marriage is such a far off topic for me. I see. We're in our mid twenties now, I feel like it's bound to happen soon. Oh wow. You sound serious. I'm getting there. I adore the idea of being married. Well, what's stopping you? Well, I can't decide if I want to be the bride or the groom.

Leccion de Espanol by vagrancy 12-15-08

Chino. Chiquita. Pendejo. Puta. Maricon. Nigger.

Bench Warming by vagrancy 12-17-08

Are you using that bench? Yeah. I'm on my last set. Oh, sorry. It's okay. I tend to be slow. No. I'm sorry you can't put up any more weight than that.

Cheers to all brother and sister strippers!

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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Okay to good.  My favorite part was panel 1 of "Minor Influences", but after that the strip goes downhill.  Even if I knew anything about the Jonas Brothers I'm not sure I would like the punchline.

Your strips definitely show promise; please keep making them. 

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

T and U was my favorite

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