Nightlife of an ex-president by RCCOLAMAN 10-23-08

Years after leaving the white house George W. Bush still has that charm that propeled him into the presidency so long ago... Hey baby! How would you like to join the coalition of the willing to have unprotected sex with me in the restroom? Tee Hee! Sure thing! Twenty sticky minutes later... That was...decisive Wow Dubya, How did you manage to get that babe!? What's your secret? Oh George... My secret? It's a little something I call the Bush Doctrine! Heh heh heh! Oh, a double entendre...decisive

Join the Klan, we have snacks by RCCOLAMAN 11-04-08

Hey Brother, c'mon the rally's this way we're gonna miss the cross burnin'! Huh!? Sorry man I think you've made a mistake... Hurry up before all the juice and snacks are gone! I'm actually a ninja from the orient-wait, juice and snacks you say? White Power! White Power! White Power! White Power! White Power! White Power!

God is always watching you by RCCOLAMAN 11-04-08

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Cat Girl cosplay is the best!! by RCCOLAMAN 12-15-08

Oh Cosplay! You must be going to the anime convention too!! Uh...yeah! Sure am! It happened today again Daddy!!! I can't live like this anymore, I want to look normal! I need to have plastic surgery!! Honey that would be very costly, I think I need to discuss this with your mother when I get home. Tammy!! Wait, Brian?...what, what are your two...Oh my God! Tammy how could you!?!? I loved you!! Stan, why are you so surprised? You never tended to her sexual desires and I give her what she wants! You were too preoccupied with your career to pay attention to her!!

A wish come true by RCCOLAMAN 12-16-08

Oh I wish I were a beautiful princess, then I could go to the grand ball... Do not weep my dear for I shall grant you your deepest wish! Close your eyes, when they open you will be a princess!! Abracadabra!! Aooh maahh flegm!! SHIT!! H-hold on let me try again, uh- um...don't forget to close your eyes and uhh, Abracadabra!! Oh I like this, It just feels right. Really? Uh..okay fine. Anyway I called for a taxi but the guy said they don't offer service in this area sooo....here are some bus tokens, have a good time!

The ass-pirates of dark water by RCCOLAMAN 12-18-08

We find our hero Ren in Janda-Town searching for new recruits Hi my name is Ren will you help me on my quest to collect the thirteen lost treasures of rule? Why not? I grow tired of squandering my coins at this gambling house!! Great!! Tonight we celebrate, barkeep bring more Rum and minga melons! I think I'm going to like this adventure! Next morning at some sleazy Janda-Town inn. Wh-where am I? Chunga lunga my ass hurts! Great news I've recovered the 1st Lost Treasure of Rule! It was worth the four hours I spent exploring the forbidden cave!!

tadah, hope everyone likes them but if you don't i'll understand. I won't post anymore, that would be uncouth, whatever that means.

I rated several of these good because I found them humerous.  The others just seemed kind of forced and not very funny.  I think you have potential, but you should probably take your time and proof read a little more.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I think your user name is so awesome that you can get by on that alone. Keep up the good work.

There is some dead wood, but most of those comics were pretty awesome.  Especially

Nightlife of an ex-president by RCCOLAMAN 10-23-08

Years after leaving the white house George W. Bush still has that charm that propeled him into the presidency so long ago... Hey baby! How would you like to join the coalition of the willing to have unprotected sex with me in the restroom? Tee Hee! Sure thing! Twenty sticky minutes later... That was...decisive Wow Dubya, How did you manage to get that babe!? What's your secret? Oh George... My secret? It's a little something I call the Bush Doctrine! Heh heh heh! Oh, a double entendre...decisive

God is always watching you by RCCOLAMAN 11-04-08

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Nice to see someone new who doesn't suck!  Welcome aboard.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

More Part-Time Terrorist, please. And welcome.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Agreed that we would all like some more part-time terrorist.  Maybe for its brevity, but still.

hope someone finds this one funny, I did...

I...I.. I love you. Okay.. I said it.

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horray for life. boo.

I always hated clippy... that's why I switched to openoffice.org

i only read about half of these, but "God is always watching you," and "Join the Klan, we have snacks" were my favorites. and like crabby said, your name partakes in awesomeness so you can just start skating by from now on like crackpanther

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what if nigger meant kite

I really liked the news comparison one, but that's probably because it was the first one that I read that was actually funny, and it was really funny.

 Other than that, they all seem to suck some serious eggs.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

HA!!

Hari_Nezumi

I not onlt enjoy most of your comics, I also LOVE your user name so much that I laugh at the bad ones as well. You really picked a gem of a screen name.

Comic genius, I'm your fan! :)

baton12321

Thank you! I like being praised! If I ever make another funny comic again I will post it here, that might take a while though...

'Racist Word' was delicious.

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Kill Whitey.

I like these comics enough that I feel they deserve at least another look!

¡¿¡Ehhh!?! by RCCOLAMAN 5-23-09

You're going to rot in here for a loooong time for raping all those little Mexican boys!! I can't help it, I just likes me my Mexican boys. So what are you in for? Same thing as you señor... ...Pedrophilia!

FUCK THIS SHIT LETS PLAY UNO by RCCOLAMAN 5-15-09

My lord, I promise you I will emerge triumphant from battle this time!! I swear it! Godspeed my son, may the winds of goltana guide you to victory! Connect Four! I win! NOOOOOOOO!!

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 wtf I jut realized that too many of my comics end with a character yelling "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

Hello!

So funny!I write for the first time and I hope that I made the right forum. But the title seemed very general and therefore suitable.
My question:
I'm working for a medium sized software company in France. After the software has now been translated in German, there is now a matter to bring them in Germany at the man. This is the positioning on various search engines such as Google can be improved. It is also planning a campaign with AdWords.
On the other hand, it is also part of my task, the positioning in a natural way as u (référencement naturel - I do not know how to say this in German) to improve. And is what it is at my question. How can you make the best for a software (software for enterprise resource planning, ie, a B2B software)?So I've found some web directories and web directories, in which one could sign up. What could we try? Does anyone of you are platforms on which to showcase its software u advertise thus also in the sense that?I've also read some of backlinks, understand the principle but not quite. Where can I put this link for a software?I hope to get some useful answers, because tomorrow afternoon I have to imagine my plan.Thanks to all of you in advance!

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cartier pens cartier love ring

"You talkin to me? You, yeah you...you talkin to ME?  I'm the only one here so I guess you're talkin to me, right?"  In that case..."Say hello to my little friend."  Don't care to?  "Well frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!"  Confused yet?  Just think how I felt after reading your post.  It was so...so...so French!

These comics are, ehh, how you say...funny.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.