This is for YOU. I laughed my ass off when I read this and I hope you will too.

Jacky Cline's Beach Bonanza by jthm_guitarist 1-04-09

I'M GOING TO SEE STAR WARS FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY! LUKE DIES! DON'T TELL ME THAT YOU DICK LEIA DIES! I hear raccoon are scarce in these parts. Johnny stomps the SHIT out of them at night.

I DIDN'T GET IT, BUT THAT'S PROBABLY DUE TO SOME FAILING ON MY PART!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.