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The airline only let the more "normal" anime club members onto the plane.  Later on, they wished they had used stricter criteria.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Boy, Yoko's been packing on the pounds.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

-people were remarkably indulgent of the poor culturally disassociated young man, and this brought him comfort on his long flight home. it also didn't hurt that he'd just won 1.2 million and his third world series of poker bracelet

-unfortunately for Phan, "Where is the restroom please?" in Japanese sounded exactly like the english "FIVE TABS OF ACID AND PUT ME ON A PLANE TO THE OUTBACK"

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what if nigger meant kite

The first anime fan to be sent directly to the Sun in the Clean Up The America campaign was the test case, a pudgy Sailor Uranus cosplayer named Jose.  "It's a good start and a complete success," NASA reported ten minutes after the craft reached terminal velocity, "and we'll have a fleet of ships large enough to handle all the conventions in America built within nine months."

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

I don't get it.  I don't see anything amiss with this picture at all.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

"Sailor Goon"

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

A male pretending to be a female who is actually a male.

Oh Japan.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

DragonXero

You win simply for recognizing the actual character. 

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.