Braggard

My car can accelerate from 0 to 25 in less than 30 seconds! Impressed? Watch out!

by not_a_new_user, 1-16-09

Bush: "I didn't start the fire; it was already burning." by not_a_new_user 1-16-09

President Bush's Final Public Address My fellow Americans, when I said we had to start the war with Iraq, it was a hoax. I am sorry if any of you misunderestimated me.

"Planet of the Great(ful)" to Captain Sullenberger by not_a_new_user 1-17-09

A flying craft crashes into the water. The craft sinks and all of the living escape. The captain sees the Statue of Liberty amid other tall buildings. He pounds his fist into the shore of the Hudson River. Damn the media for blowing this out of proportion! Damn them all to hell!

"Marley's Ghost and Me" by not_a_new_user 1-17-09

In life I was your business partner, Marley. My fate shall befall you too, unless you can change your ways, Ebeneezer! You will be visited by three spirits... I don't care about that! What was it like to work with Jennifer Aniston on the set of the movie?

"Bones, eat a sandwich!"

Captain Kirk and Dr. McCoy "Bones," what's your prognosis of the situation? Jim, I'm dead!

by not_a_new_user, 1-17-09

[Click to view comic: 'Don't blow it!']

these are stupid kill yourself

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

This will be a nice experiment to see if he's learned how to shrug off criticism since the last 20 or so times he's been banned.

The Marley's Ghost one had a lot of potential. But you definitely messed that up.

I didn't have high hopes for the rest and my expectations were met perfectly.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Perhaps a guy has to be an old star trek fan to enjoy the "bones" strip. I thought it was funny.

not_a_funny_user

sorry i couldn't resist, you aren't that bad

World Scrabble Championship (Part I) by not_a_new_user 1-18-09

World Scrabble Championship ...and we're back. Pat is ahead and looks certain to be the winner. It's Stacy's turn, though. The rest of the tiles are in their racks now. Here are the letters the players have in their racks, with their point values. Pat: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Current Score: 420 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Left in the Rack: Z(10), Q(10), X(8), J(8), K(5), W(4), V(4) Stacy: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Current Score: 327 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Left in the Rack: blank tile(0)

World Scrabble Championship (II)

World Scrabble Championship Stacy went out with the blank tile and made only one point, but Pat's unused letter points were subtracted from hers. And Stacy got to add Pat's unused letter points. The final outcome is Stacy: 377, Pat 371. AMAZING!

by not_a_new_user, 1-18-09

Who is looking at and evaluating us? by not_a_new_user 1-18-09

I built a working human, you know, the kind that is looking at us right now, and seated it in the company breakroom. How was it received? There was a piece of paper left in my locker telling me it was "stupid" and to "kill myself." Well, did you try? I grabbed an eraser and was threatening to use it on myself, when the human I created took it away from me. Wow! The next time I leave a paper note in your locker, I'll make sure your human friend is taken out to lunch first!

The Stand-up Comic

I live at 28 Brown St. and my neighbor is at 82. We were the two finalists in a yard competition. I sent someone there with moles, but he wound up being dyslexic! Ha. Ha.

by not_a_new_user, 1-18-09

Perspectives by not_a_new_user 1-18-09

That's NOT a blackboard! It's green! There's no blackboard to write on! Might you write on it if I call it a "chalkboard?" Why are you standing in the background? I'm not! You're just a big, overgrown boy! What do you think of this? If I had seen it around the house, I would have used it as a rag, but on you it looks good!

choadwarrior

No, this isn't an experiment AT ALL.  They're trolling comments

above.  I saw them for what they are.  Are you clued in now too? 

Welcome, Mr. President!

Barack is bi-racial, you know. To calm fears across the nation, he is having people sent to detention camps if they won't stop calling him "America's first black president." His wife, Michelle, is already a resident of one of those camps!

by not_a_new_user, 1-20-09