Hi, my name is muffindance and I care deeply about your feelings! My goal in life is to save the world with comics. I like making comics but to me the most important thing is that you laugh so please enjoy my comics! Thanks!!!!

Semen Inhaler by muffindance 1-18-09

I HATE MY LIFE SO MUCH GOOD THING I HAVE MY SEMEN INHALER

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Big Jar of Semen by muffindance 1-18-09

I WISH I HAD A BRAIN OOPS I MEAN A BIG JAR OF SEMEN MAYBE I SHOULD STOP SNIFFING PAINT REMOVER

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Miracle-Gro by muffindance 1-18-09

I SEEM TO HAVE WOKEN UP IN SOMEONE ELSE'S KITCHEN HEY BRO THANKS FOR ALL THOSE RIMJOBS YOU GAVE ME LAST NIGHT HMMMMMM I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME MIRCALE-GRO ISN'T A RECREATIONAL DRUG

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More comix 4 u! Rejoice all ye sinners!!!!

Overqualified by muffindance 1-18-09

HELLO WHAT IS YOUR PREVIOUS JOB EXPERIENCE I SUCK COCKS BEHIND SEARS YOU ARE OVERQUALIFIED

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Huge Gay Boners

DO YOU WANT TO PLAY BASKETBALL NO SORRY I DO NOT HAVE ANY HOBBIES THAT DON'T INVOLVE HUGE GAY BONERS

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I must say, I'm intrigued.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

New Religion by muffindance 1-19-09

I JOINED A NEW RELIGION TODAY MOSTLY WHAT YOU DO IS SMOKE DOPE WHILE BURLY GAY MEN SHOVE GOLF CLUBS UP YOUR ASS IT'S CALLED "CHRISTIANITY"

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Job Interview by muffindance 1-19-09

WHY DO YOU THINK YOU ARE QUALIFIED TO BE AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEACHER I SMOKE TONS OF POT AND REGULARLY CHOKE PEOPLE TO DEATH WITH MY GIGANTIC COCK ALSO I LOVE CHILDREN YOU'RE HIRED

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Restaurant by muffindance 1-19-09

I USED TO OWN A RESTAURANT BUT I HAD TO CLOSE IT DOWN I GUESS THE CUSTOMERS DIDN'T LIKE IT WHEN I DRESSED LIKE A WOMAN AND RUBBED MY BALLS ALL OVER THEIR FOOD

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Job Interview was hilarious, but the quality of the other two comics make me think that maybe it was just by accident.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I SUCK COCKS BEHIND SEARS = YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES SIR

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what if nigger meant kite

I started a new religion based around muffindance, today.

You sir, are a hero to the people and I would pay with the lives of a thousand virgins to shake your hand.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

I rated 2 good and one OK.

I find you more amusing than the average gyrating pastry.

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Kill Whitey.

You make my muffintop jiggle, for that I thank you.

I found these all to be extremely funny.

Thanx 4 all the love superfans!!! :^) Here's some more for you!

Not Sure Why by muffindance 1-22-09

FOR SOME REASON I FEAL REALLY GOOD RIGHT NOW I'M NOT SURE WHY, THOUGH MAYBE IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH ALL THE DWARVES I PAYED TO LICK MY NUTSACK

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Arrested by muffindance 1-22-09

SO I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS WHEN THESE CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND SLAPPED SOME HANDCUFFS ON ME I KEPT ASKING WHY I WAS BEING ARRESTED, BUT THEY WOULDN'T TELL ME. THEY JUST SHOOK THEIR HEADS AND GAVE ME THIS WEIRD LOOK THE WORST PART IS THAT THEY WOULDN'T LET ME KEEP THE BIG BAG OF SEVERED PENISES I WAS CARRYING AROUND

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I Might Be Gay by muffindance 1-22-09

I USED TO THINK I WAS STRAIGHT, BUT NOW I'M STARTING TO THINK I MIGHT BE GAY WHY IS THAT BECAUSE I LIKE TO DRINK GALLONS OF SEMEN

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Pretty good.  I Might Be Gay seems incomplete, though.  The bacon should have some sort of comment in the 3rd panel to complete it.  "Oh, who doesn't?" or "my semen tastes like bacon" -- or preferably something funnier than those two suggestions.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I don't know...I think a response from the bacon character would've messed up the punchline.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Solid Jism by muffindance 1-29-09

DARNING A HOLE IN THE FABRIC OF TIME/SPACE ONE MOMENT, FOREVER SOLIDIFIED IN THE ANNALS OF HISTORY APPROACHING ON THE HORIZON: A LONE FIGURE ENCASED IN SOLID JISM

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The Lord of Darkness Incarnate by muffindance 1-29-09

YONDER APPRAOCHES THE LORD OF DARKNESS INCARNATE OBSERVE HIS MAJESTIC FORM; SEE HOW HIS TERRIBLE WINGS BEAT THE AIR A NEW AGE OF HATED AND FEAR IS USHERED FORTH

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Dicks by muffindance 1-31-09

DICKS EAT THEM FOR BREAKFAST PUT THEM IN YOUR ASS SEVERAL AT A TIME

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I love you and I love your comics. Each new one you make saves my wolrd a lil more. Keep up the good work!

crabby

I love you too! I also love dicks.

A fresh batch! (of semen)

Alphabet by muffindance 1-31-09

A IS FOR APPLE B IS FOR BANANA C IS FOR SUCK SWEATY COCKS IN THE LOCKER ROOM AT THE YMCA

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Sunday Morning by muffindance 2-01-09

SUNDAY MORNING RELAXING BY THE FIREPLACE WITH A NEWSPAPER GALLONS OF SEMEN SLOSH AROUND IN MY STOMACH

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Sunday Morning II by muffindance 2-01-09

I LOVE SUNDAY MORNINGS THE SMELL OF PANCAKES ON THE STOVE... THE SOUND OF DOGS LICKING MY EXPOSED NUTSACK... *LGUHGLUHG*

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Your comics are, alright, some are funny, some are not, most of them are about cocks, but ye there ok, keep up the good work.

LittleRocker

LittleRocker by muffindance 2-01-09

MY NAME IS LITTLEROCKER I MAKE COMICS I LIVE IN A DUMPSTER BEHIND BURGER KING

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what is it with people making comics about me. Not Funny.

LittleRocker

LittleRocker II by muffindance 2-01-09

MY NAME IS LITTLEROCKER I GET MAD AT PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET I WATCH RERUNS OF GOLDEN GIRLS AND EAT ICE CREAM STRAIGHT OUT OF THE CONTAINER

Dude give it a brake, your not that funny, all you write about is fucking cocks, saying the word cock doesn't make you funny, your not funny.

I don't know what you're talking about. Those last two were comic gold. Muffindance doesn't even have to send me fifty PM's asking me to read them either.

Maybe, but it was in called for. Mufifndance apoligize if i said anything bad, i think your comics are pretty funny, but i was just trying to give you advice, i only said those stuff defending myself, as you made two comics about me.

My Name Is Muffindance by muffindance 2-01-09

MY NAME IS MUFFINDANCE I MAKE COMICS ABOUT COCKS I DRAW LITTLE SMILEY FACES ON MY TESTICLES