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Speeding

Do you know how fast you were going?

by nickmonroe, 1-13-09

Why? by nickmonroe 1-16-09

And with the new mapping system i can simultaniously download the encrypted files and check my stocks, along with a thirty giga-bite hard drive it makes one sweet M36 processor. So, what do ya' think? Why? Anywase, about the processor.....

Incompetent by nickmonroe 1-16-09

What are doing? The boss said to stare at the floor until i find an answer as to why I'm so incompetent How's that goin'? It wouldn't be so bad if people would stop bumping in to me.

Late to Work by nickmonroe 1-16-09

What in god's na-- Sanders, you'd better have a good explanation why your so damn late. Well i killed my wife about two hours ago and as i was cutting up her body the phone rang, it was her mother. I said that she had gone out of town,but by that time I was already an hour late. oh.. Well then, carry on.

Witness by nickmonroe 1-16-09

Alright M'am, just slow down and give a description of the criminal. Well he was tall, blondish hair. Had kind of a Mickey Rourke way about him. And he got in the monster truck and drove off, then he punched the president in the face. M'am, did you even see the suspect or are you just making this up? What's a suspect?

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Jew on a Plane

No, not even this is going to make me convert. So quit asking.

by nickmonroe, 1-18-09

Was it necessary to make a new thread? Anyway i didn't know Chineseses came in Jewish flavor

Unfinshi--

Told ya you wouldn't finish it in time to post. Shut up.

by nickmonroe, 1-18-09

i like that last one. the rest have good buildups, but the punchlines don't quite do it for me

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what if nigger meant kite

We dont need you by nickmonroe 1-19-09

We're gunna have to let you go. Its not that we don't like the job your doing, but we just feel that we can take it frome here. You understand, dont you? No, i really dont understand.

New Guy by nickmonroe 1-19-09

Man, i hate the knew guy. He's so annoying...oh crap here he comes. God hes so annoying and he wont stop talking. I am the manager, there must be something i can do, hmmm... Hey dude, whats up man?!! How was your day, ok me first, ok so this guy steps on my shoes and im like dude whatc where your going and he's all like screw you man. And then im like you wanna go bro-- Take a while though, eh.. And so after the fight i get his girl and then we go back to my place and things get crazy and then she said tha-- Your fired.

Women

Good god, what happend to you? Apparently my wife is on her peroid.

by nickmonroe, 1-19-09

You have mail by nickmonroe 1-19-09

You'v got mail! Huh. From you wife! Oh... She's leaving you!!  OH

Comedians by nickmonroe 1-19-09

Coming up comedians on comedycentral: Nick Swardson, and Jo Koy.. Awsome, dont mind being late for work for this. also, Dane Cook and Kevin James Sweet, screw work man. I'm callin in sick. This line up rocks. But first: KAT WILLIAMS Im late for work..

Yea.. I'm not really a Katt Williams fan myself.

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horray for life. boo.

Suicide

Joe's 2nd suicide attempt.. *sigh* Not you again.

by nickmonroe, 1-19-09

This way to the gas chamb.. er I mean showers --------->

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Dane Cock is not that funny!! I prefer Mitch Hedberg (praise be upon him) where is he buried so that I may pray in his general direction 5 times a day?

Your comics are mediocre at best, but I can tell you're actually trying and "Women" was actually pretty funny, if not a bit cliche. I think you might have some potential, if you refined your style a bit.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Wrong Bubble by nickmonroe 1-20-09

hey whats man? Ah, yes Ben. Such a good friend, always wondered why i had never been over to his house Um, why are you talking like that, you do realize that your not in a thought bubble? Thats Ben, always pointing things out. I liked him, too bad Sara was cheating on him. What?? Ben was never good at taking bad news.

Welcome aboard by nickmonroe 1-20-09

So, what makes you qualified to work with us? Well, im spunky, good with co-workers. Iv got a good resume and I'v good experience. What might your references say, death? Oh, that im a nice guy once you get to know me, i like to get things in on time, and I'm kown and feared in both planes of existance. Sounds good to me, welcome to Ford. Pleasure to be aboard.

Like a kite by nickmonroe 1-20-09

Your soul will be mine, mortal. I will feast on your flesh and rip at your bones, ha ha!! What else do you think i can look like? I dont know, let me get s'more 'shrooms.