The Stapler saga has just begun, my friends.

Critique please.

I enjoyed the shit out of those.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

I appreciate that :)

Obvious by CanadianCheese 2-02-09

Sometimes I'm confused by what I think is really obvious. But what I think is really obvious obviously isn't obvious... What the hell am I talking about?

Networking by CanadianCheese 2-02-09

I hear you are being sent to Sydney? Yeah, they need a network expert to advise them. So you will be setting up a LAN down under?

Italian by CanadianCheese 2-02-09

I'm hungry. Same. What you got in mind? Italian? ♫ And we can build this dream together, Standing strong forever, Nothings gonna stop us now ♫

Subtle by CanadianCheese 2-02-09

Penis. When you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever.

I think maybe these were too sophisticated for me, but great use of character in 'obvious'.

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Kill Whitey.

CanadianCheese by muffindance 2-02-09

MY NAME IS CANADIANCHEESE I MAKE COMICS ABOUT STAPLERS I STIR COFFEE WITH MY ERECT PENIS

Why thank you, I shall treasure that always.

Diversity by CanadianCheese 2-02-09

I want to show our clients how diverse our workforce is, so you get to go on our 2009 catalogue cover. How very multicultural of you. Fantastic. I'll e-mail you instructions after lunch. Whatever. Great, I got a homosexual. Now to find a black guy.

Stapler IV by CanadianCheese 2-02-09

Is that a stapler on your belt? No sir. I'd like to speak with your supervisor, please.

I really like your comics. You have a way of saying so much while maintaing the fact that you aren't saying anything at all and I really respect that about you. Don't ever change for anyone especially not any stnk ass hoe's. Keep up the good work.

Thanks crabby

Supply Order by CanadianCheese 2-03-09

Bad news, boss. There was a slight error with the supply order. We now have a paper supply for a thousand millennia. Nice hair.

Highbrow by CanadianCheese 2-03-09

wanna go out if you have a big penis boobs cock That is actually pretty retarded. You just are not sophisticated enough to understand the subtle nuances.

Stapler VI by CanadianCheese 2-03-09

You know, I bet Paris Hilton is just as intelligent as the rest of us, she just needs a bit of understanding. I wonder if dogs and cats can have children together. Would their offspring be cute or horrifying? AHHH! Where did you come from?!? Not important. Got a stapler?

I like most of these, and by "like", I mean in the classic sense.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I really do love these. Long live the stapler!

Transportation by CanadianCheese 2-03-09

Do you like my pet T-Rex? I ride it to work sometimes. ♫ Cause I'm as free as a bird now, And this bird you'll never change. And this bird you can not change. ♫ rawr

Spontaneous by CanadianCheese 2-03-09

Spontaneous dance numbers at the office tend to be rather boring.

Overtime by CanadianCheese 2-04-09

I need you to stay late tonight to finish up on those section 5 reports. Call your whore wife, make sure she doesn't mind.

Staff Meeting by CanadianCheese 2-04-09

Despite your collective incompetence, we have met our 2008 projections. Congratulations, morons. What color would a smurf turn if you choked it? Despite his oratory skills, the boss still has trouble keeping the team's attention. Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore? I bet that guy is hiding all the staplers. Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump? Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?

Stand-up by CanadianCheese 2-04-09

What's a pirate's least favorite colour? MAROON! That wasn't funny.

[Click to view comic: 'Cheese Grating']

"Diversity" and "Stand-Up" are my favorites.  Keep it up.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Player by CanadianCheese 2-04-09

doo, doobee doobee doo. Baby, come back! Any kind of fool could see, There was something in everything about you . whargarbl

Window by CanadianCheese 2-04-09

Mommy, I can't sleep. There is a scary man outside my window Don't be silly, sweety. Go to sleep. *gulp* Outside

Pointless One-Note Characters by CanadianCheese 2-04-09

Indecisive Donkey and Impatient Pete Ummm Hurry! Lazy Lance and Mute Mary ZZzzzz ........ Purple Bird and Stapler Guy I'm Purple Got a stapler?

Default by CanadianCheese 2-04-09

Are you tired of us yet?

The Birds and the Bees by CanadianCheese 2-05-09

So how the hell did we become a euphamism? Technically we are an Idiom. Bees have a limited vocabulary. YOU'RE an idiom.

A-10 Forms by CanadianCheese 2-05-09

Hey, did you complete those A-10 forms yet? errr, no.. No not yet. You better get on that. For some reason, the staff were never really comfortable with the new hand-puppet manager. Death to the infidels. Umm, yeah, ok.... hand puppet.

Punchline by CanadianCheese 2-07-09

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "How do you breathe through that thing?" *whargarbl*

"Punchline" is absolutely brilliant.

These are all various shades of great.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I almost choked to death on my own saliva reading these comics.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.