Okay, the last FTC took forever and ever and ever and ever and only had two contestants.  I expect a little more from you maggots than that.

 Here is the template:

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Here are some rules: 

Do something funny with it.  Photoshop is legal.  Feed it to Hitler and have him shit something out if you want to.  No old comics. Dont drop the soap.

Obviously, you should not change the first two panels, just the last one.

Rule breakers will get their heads shoved up Ed Begely Jr's ass.

I'll be back in a couple of weeks to see what you ladies have vomited out of the back of your brains.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Okay, I only have one entry, so I'm going to extend the date for this contest another two weeks.  It will be judged on my birthday, March 21st.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

what happened to this competition, is it still on?

Yes.  Its just no one cares enough to post anything. :|  I'm judging this saturday because I extended the deadline to encourage more entries. 

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

alright, cool.

Aaand, it got extended one more day cause they called me in to work...on my birthday >_< (bastards!)

 The winner is Hari_Nezumi.

All though all the few entries we got were all funny, the sacrificial murder aspect truly spoke to my heart (in many very strange voices coming from a barking dog that no one else could hear).

Take it away.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

AAAHM ON A ROLL BABY

*another victorious fist pump*

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

haha, I love your victorious fist pumps, its hilarious.