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Ask a Wiccan by deathtoradio 3-02-09

Can you believe some people give me crap for being wiccan? Wiccan? That means you're a witch, right? Yeah. Ok. So if you guys fly on brooms, what do you do with vacum cleaners? Well we don't... That must be like a fighter jet to you guys. Vrooooooom!

Conversations with Grey Beard by deathtoradio 2-24-09

You know, pretty soon you won't be able to get a signal with those things. Huh? The signal. You won't be able to get the signal. What the hell are you going on about, old man? Those rabbit ears. Everything's going digital. You'll have to get one of those boxes.

Sex and God by deathtoradio 2-16-09

I got kicked out of a christan chat room for talking about sex. That's nothing, I got kicked out of a hardcore raunchy sex chat room. How'd you manage that? I talked about religion.

Gotta have Faith by deathtoradio 2-21-09

...and in conclusion, it's important in times like these to have faith. Up next, brother Michael will say a few words. Go ahead brother. Hi everyone! I'm George Michael and I have faith.... ...in cock.

These comics made my day a little brighter.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Pizza Delivery by deathtoradio 3-14-09

Man, I'm so sick of delivering pizza to black people. They never tip! Yeah, you might want to keep that on the down and low. From now on, we're going to refer to black people as "Canadians." And instead of calling it the "ghetto," we'll be calling it "Saskatchewan." God damned "Canadians!"

Office Zombie 43 by deathtoradio 3-17-09

There's some guy in the bathroom selling snickers bars for a penny! What's the catch? They are already unwrapped. And they seem to have corn in them. When did snickers start putting corn in their bars?

You know, people say poop jokes are tasteless, but I think a good doodie joke is very appreciated every now and again.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.