Roger rethinks his decision to be the sunrise for Halloween.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Look its giving birth!  You can see the baby's head is already out.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Latex body suits are less sexy after a big Mexican meal.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

it was a tough decision but Tropicana went with Cran-apple instead

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what if nigger meant kite

Shape of ... Kirstie Alley's diaphragm!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

This pumpkin is tired of having an anus.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker