Hey there,

This looks like it's the best comic strip generator  online, so...

 I hope you like them...

Britney Spears Concert 2009 by skard123 4-03-09

Britney Spears Concert 2009! Womanizer, womanizer, you're a womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer,he's a womanizer, I'm a womanizer, womanizer, womanizer... Oh, God, make her stop! Britney Spears Concert 2009! Britney Spears Concert 2009! Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer... Why won't she just die!?

 

I've seen worse.

This one...

A Normal Day In Hell... by skard123 4-03-09

A Normal Registration Day in Hell... Steve Mibbs. Lawyer. Your name and your profession, please. John Jones. Lawyer. Your name and your profession, please. Gary Lawson. Lawyer. Your name and your profession, please.

...would be better if the devil were on the left.  English is read left-to-right, after all.

Resident Evil Rocks The Closet! by skard123 4-03-09

Man, that new Resident Evil game rocks! Yeah. I love the graphics, I love the gameplay, I love the gore, I love the zombies.... Yeah. ... I love you... Yea- wait, what?

Very nice.  I didn't see it coming. 

I Hate That Superman Guy... by skard123 4-03-09

You seen that new Superman headline today? Man, I hate that Superman guy... Why don't you go do something about it? Yeah! Yeah, you know what, I will! 10 Minutes Later... How did it go? Fine.

Great punchline and great use of the character.  But a half-sentence of explanation about why the guy hates Superman wouldn't go amiss.

Welcome to Stripcreator. 

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Thanks :D 

I'll probably get better as I go along... Hopefully...

I'm Gonna Be A Daddy... by skard123 4-03-09

"Dear Simon. I'm pregnant. I think you know who the father is. Love Sophie." I'm gonna be a Daddy!

Try to avoid the stick figure guys. They are over used by those new to the site and glaringly give away punch lines.

Keep at it

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Kill Whitey.

Resident Evil Rocks The Closet! by skard123 4-03-09

Man, that new Resident Evil game rocks! Yeah. I love the graphics, I love the gameplay, I love the gore, I love the zombies.... Yeah. ... I love you... Yea- wait, what?

This one is my favorite so far. 

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Resident Evil Rocks The Closet! by skard123 4-03-09

Man, that new Resident Evil game rocks! Yeah. I love the graphics, I love the gameplay, I love the gore, I love the zombies.... Yeah. ... I love you... Yea- wait, what?

XD I never saw it coming! Welcome to stripcreator

Thanks, guys :) Good to be welcomed.

Murder Crime Scene by skard123 4-03-09

So, what have we got here? 12 year-old girl, found dead with a note left by the murderer. It's pretty gruesome, sir. And you said she was raped? No, sir. Actually, we were going to wait for you to get here for that.

 

I like a good stick figure man strip as long as the punchline isn't him killing himself with a hammer to the head or bursting into flames. Keep up the good work.

At the first strip I was all serious and not impressed. But then I read the rest of your crap.

I like it! You have serious potential and most of these are already pretty good.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

I like these. Most are funny and good.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

AngryAmerican

crabby

Third option: ignore this advice. If it's funny, it's funny.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

boocs~ bacon by kiwipanda 5-01-09

WHO ARE YOU? Mr. Baconman, Mr. Canadianbaconman's brother. Hmm...how do you taste? I've never had bacon before! You're a good man sir, we appreciate your- hey, why are you looking at me like that? AAH! AAH! Mmm....bacon.