Check them out. Thanks!

Office Joke by BluthBanana 4-13-09

I hear that Princess Diana had dandruff. Really? How do you know? Apparently they found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment. Too soon?

Newlyweds by BluthBanana 4-17-09

I sure am glad you had a miscarriage. Now I can save my money for strippers and blow instead of baby clothes. Do you celebrate with wine or champagne? I want a divorce.

The Tale of Boloboffin by BluthBanana 4-27-09

My name is Boloboffin. Please stay away. I don't want your AIDS. I don't have AIDS. I have Down Syndrome. Either way you're still a fag. I'm God and the only mistake I ever made was letting Boloboffin's mother give birth. I should have made the cunt miscarry!

Community Service by BluthBanana 4-27-09

Hey crippled kid! You wanna know what my dick tastes like? Not really, no. How about now?!

Number 2 and 4 were all right, kid, all right.

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Kill Whitey.

However, if you're new here as you claim, how do you know Boloboffin?

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Kill Whitey.

We were four days away from no activity whatsoever in the moderator forum, StandUpComics. You see what you did?

Bastard. We were going to go on a field trip.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Goddamn kids.

 Do you know how hard it is to get a permission slip signed when both your parents are dead?

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Kill Whitey.