ones a new alan perry

tie by coathangerabortion 5-14-09

nice tie jackass whered you get it a hobos ass not telling like fucking hell youre not telling im not afraid to waterboard you if you get out of line like i care waterboardings not even real torture ripping out a mans eyeballs now thats torture that kind of elitist attitude will only get you into trouble

craig talez by coathangerabortion 5-14-09

*click* hey man its craig hows london not half bad hows grandfather clock land pretty gay yeah londons kind of gay too i was lying before so you wanna get something to eat i couldnt possibly im quite stuffed

butchery by coathangerabortion 5-14-09

well chef im done butchering the cow put up a fight did he? yeah it was wack i had to pinch myself to make sure it wasnt a dream wow thats really chilling thats what your mom said when she was sucking my ice boner last night damn dude i walked right into that one

alan perry: virgin p.i. by coathangerabortion 5-14-09

well we finally tracked down the perp, we had so much evidence on him there was no way he was getting out with less than 30 years. i was called forth to testify mr. perry, are you of the opinion that the defendant commited this crime unquestionably i see, that's very interesting. and mr. perry, please describe to me what pussy feels like well uh er it its kinda like... it's like a vacuum cleaner but sorta softer? and there's a ridge and so the perp walked. to this day i regret it your honor, i rest my case.

thanks guys

I can honestly say without lying that these comics are truly hilarious.

Really!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

They are very good and unusual.  They are like if Cyndi Lauper stuck her feet in your face.

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