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This... Is... PASTA!!!

His forehead looks like my nutsack

Eh - whata you doin 'ere

Eh - why you lookin at me

Eh - go and shutta ya face

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The effects of childbirth

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

heaven  shitman

Heaven must be missing an A-hole.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

With a face that says, "I've been drop kicked through the goal posts of life."

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Some people are hit with the ugly stick. Others fall out of the ugly tree, hitting every branch on the way down.  Leonard was launched head-first through the ugly forest using a trajectory that would assure the most contact with the ugly trees and landed in the ugly lumber mill at which point he was covered in ugly sawdust and left to rot for 20 years before being released into the world.

Leonard also likes cats.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Eddie Murphy needs to stop the lame movies.

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Boogying with Jesus and some Nazi hoes, sitting front row at a fucking Justin Bieber show.

He'll offer you a prayer you can't refuse.

Good ev-en-ing.  My name is Alfred Shitcock.