They could've been friendly Lava Wyrms... by P_I_C 6-04-09

I won't do it! I peeked at that planet readout for that planet you're beaming us down too! IT'S A MASSIVE SEA OF LAVA! Don't be such a baby! There are little islands.... sort of. Besides i'm the Captain! And this is mutiny! ISLANDS?! Those are LAVA WYRMS! No way! "Oh Stuart, you've been chosen for reconnaissance! Take this nifty shirt!" I know what this shirt means and want to go back to my farm where there are no LAV- HAH! While you were being Mr QQ Redshirt, i found my transporter... thing! I'm gonna pop over to some other part of this ship, then i'll have you arrested and court marshalled! Wait.... What's that soun- AHHHHHHHHH! BEES! WHY ARE THERE BEES!!! IT HURTS LIKE HONEY FLAVORED STABBING!!!!

Hope you guys enjoy it.

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Adventures in Bad Taste.

Could be better, but still amusing.  Welcome back.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Good comic. Thought the punchline coulda been better, maybe more nonchalant dismissal of redshirt's worries by the captain, but all in all a good comic...

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Kill Whitey.

Funny. Very Funny.

Shame about the punchline, have to agree with AngryAmerican.

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And here's another

Racial Passive by P_I_C 6-08-09

Crap, here comes Jim, if i could just minimize World of Warcraft before- Is that WoW? Hah! That shit is for babies! "Oh lookit me, i press 1, 2 and i win THE WHOLE GAME!" Must quell rising tide of murderous rage......... AND yer playing a Retardin! Bubble, heal, bubble, heal, bubble, heal, bubble, HEARTH! N00b, have fun with yer Fischer Price Baby's First MMO! I'm outta here. Douchebag. At least i didn't roll gnome IRL without getting the Int buff.

 

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Adventures in Bad Taste.